User:Trar/Shiny bling bling

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I love shiny things. Bling bling is shiny. So that's why i've put all my shiny bling bling into one place:

Oh, and i'm not going to list all the Christmas templates that spam my talk page every Christmas season. I won't be giving any out, too. Well, maybe one every July, to remind everyone how Christmas has descended into two-hour-only sales and bratty kids, and to show people how much of an unorthodox person I am.

[edit] Self-Awarded Bling Bling

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Trar for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo --This one is mine. Self-awarded because I can breathe, duh!

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: M0000ARG11S for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo --Inherited by me, from my ancestor M0000ARG11S.

Least Awards Award This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

This User Is Better Than You Give up now.

WEREHAMSTER Award WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason. THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

Fucking DUH!!! This user has stated the obvious.

Killed in Action This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

CloroxQuest award This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links.

Award Award This is an Award award. It awards you for having this award.

Happy Chairman Award Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Trar for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!! --For helping create Game:Grueslayer.(hee-hee, I awarded myself!)

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are M0000ARG11S?

Uncyclopedia Artisian This user is skilled in the arts of Imaging(the art of manipulating and uploading images), and/or Userboxing(the art of making and formatting userboxes). Either way, they have earned a big shiny award, and a free* trophy with it! And, they also earn the coveted highly-prized lesser-known title of UNCYCLOPEDIA ARTISIAN. *not --I awarded myself because, admit it, I am pretty good at Imaging and Userboxing.

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios. Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass This person has found a way to actually receive this medal. They should be very proud of themselves for that.

--Awarded because I beat Zork.

[edit] REAL Bling Bling Awarded To Me By Other Users

Pocketful of Ninjastars For making multiple edits to your sig, while ignoring the existence of the Preview Button. –Han Solo

You have earned the Combat Honor Medal for making that cool userbox.

--Awarded by High Gen. Grue for making {{Grue_Army}}.

Player Frustrator. This user has made some good games, or has done something good with games. Most likely, though, the game was just way too difficult, and that's why they win the title of... PLAYER FRUSTRATOR.

--Awarded by Naughty Budgie for making Grueslayer.

Grue Ninjastar For creating Grueslayer, thereby giving me another thing to waste my life on. –Anotherpongo

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

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THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

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THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Awarded by THE because I was randomly giving out cookies one day, so he gave me an amount of cookies that matched the amount of users I gave cookies to. Plus an extra one.

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Chomp! For using MSpaint, Uncyclopedian MSawards you, Trar, a MSgrue. You have been MSeaten.

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--Awarded because I made Image:No_hammer_and_sickle.PNG using Microsoft Paint, & because I asked nicely.

High Gen. Grue, has given you a gun. Please fire randomly at will.

--Awarded because I asked nicely and I made a base(now deserted).

		The Hidden Page Barnstar
		I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Trar, found. Amazing. // Tsansan Zheliel - join Everquest ( Talk • Sign • Contribs )

[edit] VFH Whoring Awards Awarded To Me

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks. Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the dominatrix. God, only heard that one five million times...

THANKS FOR VOTING ON RED LIGHT

NEVER STOP FOR RED LIGHTS
unless you get a festive template in return.

SON OF A BITCH. I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office.

Peace, love and Far OUT! Prettiestpretty appreciates your vote for the Old hippie chick who's always collecting money on VFH.

Congratulations Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

THANK YOU FOR SANDLER VOTE!

BlueYonder is very grateful that you decided to vote for his Adam Sandler-related UnNews.

He is so grateful, in fact, that he has forwarded the event of your voting to Adam Sandler as the idea for the premise of a new movie. Be assured that you will be played by Scott Halberstadt and that there will be plenty of jokes about the nature of your genitals.