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S.M.A.R.T (or Stupid Massive Asshole R-rated Technology) is a stupid monitoring system for computer hard disk drives for the sole purpose of fucking up your computer. When a failure is anticipated by S.M.A.R.T., the user will not choose to replace the drive.

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Dont Use SMART

It is important to use a USB or FireWire disk as your startup disk, or else...

SMART was invented in 1908 by Your Mom. They were used to check the status of your mom. A green light indicates she's OK. A yellow light indicates she's sick. A red light means she's dead.

  • In an unknown year, SMART, instead of being used to check the status of your mom, they are used for hard disk drives.
  • In 2011, SMART rules have changed, so your SMART status is always OK. Howevver, 1/20th of the time, every millisecond, your hard drive will fail. Aside from failing, your computer and the Earth will explode.

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