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S.M.A.R.T (or Stupid Massive Asshole R-rated Technology) is a stupid monitoring system for computer hard disk drives for the sole purpose of fucking up your computer. When a failure is anticipated by S.M.A.R.T., the user will not choose to replace the drive.
SMART was invented in 1908 by Your Mom. They were used to check the status of your mom. A green light indicates she's OK. A yellow light indicates she's sick. A red light means she's dead.
- In an unknown year, SMART, instead of being used to check the status of your mom, they are used for hard disk drives.
- In 2011, SMART rules have changed, so your SMART status is always OK. Howevver, 1/20th of the time, every millisecond, your hard drive will fail. Aside from failing, your computer and the Earth will explode.
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