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4 January 2014

Newfoundland -- On January 2nd, 2013, Oldfoundland has been completed and built underwater off the coast of New Zealand. On January 3rd, 2014, Oldfoundland was lifted and opened up and off the surface of the sea. It is opposite from Newfoundland on the opposite side of Earth. Oldfoundland is basically Newfoundland, only with New replaced with Old. It is on the anterior point of Earth and contains the opposite laws, opposite shape, opposite everything. Because Google Maps takes time to recieve its imagery, this new island won't appear until January 4th to January 10th of 2014.

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