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Fat chicks keep fallin' in my bed,
And I like the way they look and feel when they've been fed,
Fat chicks are for me,
Those fat chicks are gonna break my bed with their fallin'.


So I just beefed up my bedframe with some steel,
And then I went shopping for my fat chicks' evening meal,
And a jug of oil,
Oh, fat chicks are really fun to fuck when they're greasy.


If there's one thing I know,
It's skinny chicks are flimsy,
Prone to whimsy,
I'd rather have a fat chick who can throw and pin me.


Fat chicks keep fallin' in my bed,
And that surely means my eyes will soon be turning red,
Won't get any sleep,
'Cause fat chicks are better they're so soft and so horny.


I love their meat, and their upholstered seats.

Spork This page was originally sporked from Raindrops Keep Fallin' on my Head by Burt Bacharach & Hal David.


REFERENCE

Intro: F-C-Bb-C

F                            Fmaj7
Raindrops keep falling on my head

    F7                               Bb               Am
and just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed,

D7               Am   D7    Gm7
nothing seems to fit, Those raindrops are fallin' on my head they keep fallin' 

C7        F                          Fmaj7
So I just did me some talkin' to the sun,

    F7                       Bb                 Am
and I said I didn't like the way he got things done

D7              Am   D7    Gm7
Sleepin' on the job, Those raindrops are fallin' on my head they keep fallin'

C7              F       Fmaj7
But there's one thing I know, 

     Bb                C              Am
the blues they send to meet me, won't defeat me

                      D7              Gm7           Bb  C  Bb  C
It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

F                            Fmaj7
Raindrops keep fallin' on my head,

    F7                             Bb               Am
but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red,

D7              Am   D7    Gm7
Cryin's not for me, cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'

C7          F     C7
because I'm free, nothings worryin' me

(instrumental) F-Fmaj7-Bb-C-Am

                      D7              Gm7           Bb  C  Bb  C
It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

(Repeat last verse)

Fmaj7= xx3210
Gm7=   353333
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