Cereal Monogamy is the obsessive-compulsive disorder of maintaining a morning monodiet, viz. breakfast cereals.
edit Clinical Definition
edit Types of Cereal Monogamy
edit Trix is for kids, you silly rabbit!
edit Kookoo for Cocoa puffs
edit Get Lucky's charms
edit Eat your Wheaties
edit Related Syndromes
edit Dicks are for chicks, you silly faggot!
edit Hey, you kids! Get out of that Jell-o™ tree!
edit Gotta have KD
edit Betcha can't have just one!
edit Franken-Berry, Crunchberry, Roddenberry, and other cult leaders
edit Toucan Sam compromised
edit The kidnapping of Pop
edit The unsolved murder of Tony the Tiger