User:Tooltroll/Cereal Monogamy

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Cereal Monogamy is the obsessive-compulsive disorder of maintaining a morning monodiet, viz. breakfast cereals.

edit Clinical Definition

edit Types of Cereal Monogamy

edit Trix is for kids, you silly rabbit!

edit Kookoo for Cocoa puffs

edit Get Lucky's charms

edit Eat your Wheaties

edit Related Syndromes

edit Dicks are for chicks, you silly faggot!

edit Hey, you kids! Get out of that Jell-o™ tree!

edit Gotta have KD

edit Betcha can't have just one!

edit Franken-Berry, Crunchberry, Roddenberry, and other cult leaders

edit Toucan Sam compromised

edit The kidnapping of Pop

edit The unsolved murder of Tony the Tiger

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