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Bienvenidos to my user page. Someday I'll figure out something witty to say here, but for now I'm focusing on giving Costa Rica and Salsa (music)
and Penélope Cruz some quality mouth-to-mouth, and telling people where to get some hot Phở King. Despite outer appearances, I'm in reality a white-washed Asian with nothing better to do than dance, drink wine and say "no" to rice rockets. Enjoy!