User:Tonillero

Noob of the Moment September 2010

This user is a dancing maniac. Get down.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush).

This user has tested positive for INTP on the Myers-Briggs Test, but is sometimes INFP depending on his level of arousal.

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

es-X This user only speaks Español enough to seduce native Español speakers.

vi-0 This user does not understand Vietnamese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

Hello!

Bienvenidos to my user page. Someday I'll figure out something witty to say here, but for now I'm focusing on giving Costa Rica and Salsa (music) and Penélope Cruz some quality mouth-to-mouth, and telling people where to get some hot Phở King. Despite outer appearances, I'm in reality a white-washed Asian with nothing better to do than dance, drink wine and say "no" to rice rockets. Enjoy!