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“In Soviet Russia, dead flounder recollects YOU!!”
“Are we having sex yet?”
“This user totally isn't full of crap”
Tomas Zackory Bailey aka His Lordship, The Man of The Pen, Maeth, The Nice Anti-Christ, Oscar Wilde Reborn Hetero and Captain Anti-Hero is a young alien from a'Straiya.
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When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much they have a very special hug and then 9 months later, the baby is born. However this never happened for Tomas as he just mysteriously appeared in the middle of an almost inhospitable country full of kangaroos and douchebags. He immediately set about being a nerd and consolidating his power over the idiots in his country, sadly he has failed miserably in this quest and instead no one listens to him. Fucking Greenies. but wait there is more out of no where his rad as kid call finn and the super bros rock tommo's world and he was like wow and we were like yer and stuff happen (see: Vandalism)
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SCHOOL LEARN AT YOU.
His occupation is mailman