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These are all the unclaimed articles tagged {{V}} for Vigilance. To adopt an article you think is worth saving, tag it with {{VA}}, and get to work!

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Regarding the Vandal question, the Führer is determined to clear the table...

“Today I will once more be a prophet: If the international protocol financiers in and outside Uncyclopedia should succeed in plunging these pages once more into a revert war, then the result will not be the ruination of these pages, and thus the victory of the Vandal, but the very annihilation of the Vandal in Uncyclopedia!”
~ Hitler on Ban Patrol Holocaust

This page is for reporting someone for blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia.

Before reporting
  1. Ensure that there is more than one offense. Don't report IPs that make a single edit; it is pointless. With registered users, discuss disagreements before escalating them to this page.
  2. Read this page to make sure the user hasn't already been reported. Admins do not always see fit to respond to a report with a ban.
  3. If the vandalism happened well in the past, check Blocked IPs, Block log, and the archive of this page to see if the user was already banned.
To report someone
  1. Create a new entry just below the section heading. Newest entries on top, please!
  2. Start the entry with * (for a bulleted list item).
  3. Identify the user in question. For anonymous users (IPs), use the {{IP}} template. For registered users, use the {{User}} (not {{U}}) template. (Advanced users can use the {{Range}} template.)
    Example 1: *{{IP|}} Keeps blanking [[World of Warcraft]]. ~~~~
    Example 2: *{{User|Fred}} Revert war at [[Sheep]]. ~~~~
  4. You should briefly explain why you have added this person to Ban Patrol and sign with 4 tildes ~~~~.


THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. Please keep the chatter to the possible minimum. If you feel the need to ramble, use the talk page.

Attention all those who put down ban reasons such as "Bad Person" or "Monkey Breath": Please put an actual explanation of why you've BPd this person. Violators shall be sent for a week in the Cajek academy for the criminally insane.

Ban requests

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  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
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  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:


The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Today's date is November 29. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

nov 25

User:Vandal Ditto below - possibly never mind - Romartus beat me to it
User:LibrarianMC user page by ip created for vandal

November 23

User:Insineratehymn/awards - requested by author
Spike (redirect) (delete) - No, Equestria Girls is a perfectly fine
       page to deliver to a reader looking up Spike.  --Spike

November 19

File:Pd1815757 s.jpg - only used on one userpage

November 16

Vocab - request by author, old and unfunny

November 3

November 1

User:Belieber434/Iva Zarambova - requested by author

October 26

User talk:Die china bitches - A straggler.
UnNews talk:Weaselpilot licence (redirect) (delete)
Sonic the Preggo (redirect) (delete) Long deleted/trashed concept, pointless redirect, nobody's going to search for this, etc.

October 22

Madurai No content worth retaining
Calsexual No content worth retaining
Romeo and Grewliet No content worth retaining, looks made up
Rodeo and Juliet see above
Warwickshire At least say something funny about my home county, there are plenty of jokes to be made
Remove Spike remove Spike from premises! Yuo the worst dog smell! Back to Croatioa our cousin! WUTJTOD‎ Oh dear
Remove Spike remove Spike from premises! Yuo the worst dog smell! Back to Croatioa our cousin! WUTJTOD hashtag1 aliv in Serbia‎ Oh dear
Surabaya Oh dear
Borneo and Juliet
Romeo and Chewliet
Romeo and Jewliet
Rodeo and Juliet
...And any further fails from Special:Contributions/

October 21

Teriyaki - Only text "Teriyaki is from China" and the only editor was single IP.

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