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Latest revision as of 02:15, October 6, 2007

MAINTENANCE

Weekly maintenance

SectionOldest listing
Uncyclopedia:Maintenance/ICU05:45, July 25, 2015
Uncyclopedia:Maintenance/WIP10:47, July 31, 2015

Monthly maintenance

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Uncyclopedia:Maintenance/ExpandNever
Uncyclopedia:Maintenance/FixNever

See Also

V

These are all the unclaimed articles tagged {{V}} for Vigilance. To adopt an article you think is worth saving, tag it with {{VA}}, and get to work!

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BAN

OnNoticeBanPatrol

Regarding the Vandal question, the Führer is determined to clear the table...

“Today I will once more be a prophet: If the international protocol financiers in and outside Uncyclopedia should succeed in plunging these pages once more into a revert war, then the result will not be the ruination of these pages, and thus the victory of the Vandal, but the very annihilation of the Vandal in Uncyclopedia!”
~ Hitler on Ban Patrol Holocaust

This page is for reporting someone for blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia.

Before reporting
  1. Ensure that there is more than one offense. Don't report IPs that make a single edit; it is pointless. With registered users, discuss disagreements before escalating them to this page.
  2. Read this page to make sure the user hasn't already been reported. Admins do not always see fit to respond to a report with a ban.
  3. If the vandalism happened well in the past, check Blocked IPs, Block log, and the archive of this page to see if the user was already banned.
To report someone
  1. Create a new entry just below the section heading. Newest entries on top, please!
  2. Start the entry with * (for a bulleted list item).
  3. Identify the user in question. For anonymous users (IPs), use the {{IP}} template. For registered users, use the {{User}} (not {{U}}) template. (Advanced users can use the {{Range}} template.)
    Example 1: *{{IP|127.0.0.1}} Keeps blanking [[World of Warcraft]]. ~~~~
    Example 2: *{{User|Fred}} Revert war at [[Sheep]]. ~~~~
  4. You should briefly explain why you have added this person to Ban Patrol and sign with 4 tildes ~~~~.

NEW STUFF ON TOP PLEASE!

THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. Please keep the chatter to the possible minimum. If you feel the need to ramble, use the talk page.

Attention all those who put down ban reasons such as "Bad Person" or "Monkey Breath": Please put an actual explanation of why you've BPd this person. Violators shall be sent for a week in the Cajek academy for the criminally insane.

Ban requests

The users listed below were checked out by: Romartus.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the Choir Invisible.
The users listed below were checked out by: SPIKE.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.


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QVFD

Shortcut:
UN:QVFD
Deletion Policy
QuickVFD
Votes for deletion

Intensive Care Unit

del log

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Deadsnigger

Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

Burnination

The QVFD process

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


Tntasplode

Today's date is August 28. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


August 22

User:Sakakikun123 - As far as I can tell, this is a diatribe about climate change and chemical reactions...

August 21

UnNews:Subway innuendo spin after Fogle admission - Redundent article.  Merged with another.

August 19

UnNews talk:Lock broken at Sault Ste. Marie

August 16

User:TotalCuddles02/Mac OS Z - Broken redirect to killed page

User talk:Ccnatraining - Advertising.

User:Ccnatraining

August 13

Frieza

August 11

Goatsecx (redirect) (delete) - nobody is going to type this

August 2

User_talk:67.197.30.32 - copy of Scam_letter/Re:Thailand_lottery
Baspace - nonexistent with bad grammar

July 29

User:67.86.119.172 - userpage created for anon by a different anon

July 28

Gabe Newell
Qosjwueirydhfgtlamsncbvp -- Anon IP creates line of random characters and invites decription.

July 14

File:Some chick.jpg - Unused file

June 29

Undictionary:No

June 25

Why Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia - WhyDoesSheNotWantToHaveSexWithMe is dropping a lot of little dingleberries all over Uncyclopedia. They added {{Deletion Award}} to several pages, and also made this one-word article.
Why Wikipedia is better than Uncyclopedia - Likewise, please flush this one-word turd as well.
List of girls I've had sex with - ...and this one. :/

June 23

Gullism - Typical fan-boy wank rag with nought but "facts" and
links to wikipedia pages of band members. Our actual article on Judas Priest
isn't that much better
  --No: first contribution of registered Uncyclopedian; have userspaced
    instead with notice to author.  --Spike

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