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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.
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| This user destroyed Wikipop. Don't mess with copyrights, people..
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| This user single handedly rebuilt Wikipop. Don't mess with crazy people..
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| Of his several university degrees, this user is most proud of his degree from Uncycloversity.
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| This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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| This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.
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| This user is a Jelly-Eating Rhesus monkey. They have a battle rating of 3.3.
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| This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
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| This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.
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| This user frequents the IRC because he doesn't have a social life.
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| This user should not be trusted.
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| This user runs the Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
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| This user IS Communism
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| This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
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| This user is genetically superior to most users.
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| C
| This user is physically dependent on carbon.
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| This User recognizes the awsomness of Butters!
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| This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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| This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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| This user owns a sufficient amount of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.
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| This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
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| This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.
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| This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.
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| This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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| This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| Wag
| This user knows that Walgreens sells children for smack.
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| This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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| This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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| This user hides his WMDs in coffee cans in his backyard.
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| This user is worthless to Uncyclopedia & should be huffed.
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| This user thinks that they are worth something.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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| This user denounces Wikipedia.
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| This user has a Commons Account.
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| 11
| This user has written 11 articles because this user has no life.
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| This user has quit takin' his Paxil. Be Scared!!!
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| This user has been given an Olive Wreath so they can hang it on their head. Ask and ye shall receive!
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| "This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about."
- ~ Captain Obvious
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Captain Obvious  
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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| ...
| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| This user loves pi
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| This user is in the Red, Yellow & Green Squadrons of the Grue Army.
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| This user is a N00bin in Yoinxx and can transfer money in Uncyclopedia with Checks.
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| This User has a MySpace
They are, so, like, totally lame...
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| ♀♂
| This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.
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| This user believes that admins are control freaks.
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| This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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| This user is an administrator, which explains his/her exceptionally high stress levels.
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| This user is a Fellow in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a great deal of respect. Ask this user about joining!
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| This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
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| This user hands out flowers to the Uncyclopedians that do it best.
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| This user hates spam.
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| This user has a tendency to talk to himself in the third person.
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| This user smells of cabal.
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| Tom mayfair/Main Section is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.
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This user is too smart for their own good. |
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| This user accepts praises in other forms as well. Do your part.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| Sense
| This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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| This user's IQ is 121.
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| This user has been blocked indefinitely, and will not be returning anytime shortly.
See why this gobshite has been huffed, and have a nice day!
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| This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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| This user is an adult in body only.
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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).
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| This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.
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| This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on...
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| Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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| This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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| This user supports the Union of Eurabian Socialist Republics.
Death to America!
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| This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.
(Otherwise known as the EC)
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| This user kicks butt at Tetris: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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| This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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| nth
| WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
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| This user is a pedophile
As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.
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| This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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| bu-F
| This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet.
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| MS-X
| This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.
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| 173
| This user has 173 userboxes.
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中文-1
| This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Chinese.
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| This user is a proud parent. His army consist of 2 boys.
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| This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
3 years, 4 months and 10 days.
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This user predicts a riot.
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| This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.
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| This user listens to soft adult contemporary. What a fag!!!
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| This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
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Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2007
