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Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

Uncycloversitylogo Of his several university degrees, this user is most proud of his degree from Uncycloversity.
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
Che santoru This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
Villianc This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
Anieye-45-38 This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Admin-pms This user is an administrator, which explains his/her exceptionally high stress levels.
Fellow-pc This user is a Fellow in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a great deal of respect. Ask this user about joining!
PremierTomMayfairChe This user has a tendency to talk to himself in the third person.
Red Admin This user smells of cabal.
Ape pod This user is an evolutionist and thinks intelligent design is a load of BS.
Did you know...
that this user is a cannibal.
Weddingring This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on...
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
KentuckistanFlag This user is Kentuckistani
...and lives off fried chicken!
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Carl's Jr. star This user is a proud parent. His army consist of 3 boys.
Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
9 years, 7 months and 8 days.

Jew This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.


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BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2007

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