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edit And So he Was Born...
While his mother was on a trip to Oregon in search of newer and greater Panties (Presumable to fight the ever present HTRM (Hentai Tentacle Rape Monsters) in her homeland) she stumbled upon a Grue cave. The Grue inhabitant had been quite lonely, and well... they had sex. Nine and 3/4s months later, Toloran was born. After which his mother was eaten by the Grue. Toloran was then raised by his Grue parent (it has yet to be deturmined wether a grue has a gender or not).
He lived a relatively normal (for a grue) childhood. However, he was often shuned by his childhood companions for not being Grue enough. They often teased him by calling him a Eurg or other such dasterdly creatures. When he turned 14 he was told by his father that he was not, in fact, 100% grue and was in fact half Schoolgirl. This was a shock to him even though he, upon reflection, looked nothing like a grue. In fact, he didn't like eating people all that much either. He often would eat strange things such as vegitables and Pickles.
edit Early Adulthood
Upon turning 16 (the age at which a grue becomes an adult grue) left the cave. Upon leaving said cave, he discovered his first amazing power: He could walk in the light. It was then he decided to follow his mothers footsteps (which had been cut short by his father) and become a Schoolgirl. He proceeded to the nearest Quick-E-Mart and got a sex change operation. While at the store he discovered his second amazing power: Total Immunity to sarcasm, even extreme sarcasm.