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  1. 22.86 Centimetre Nails
  2. A belated favour for Morrissey
  3. Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
  4. An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes with Audio!
  5. Asperger Syndrome ~ In collaboration with Famine
  6. Billy GrahamFeatured June 21, 2009.
  7. British Invasion
  8. Canadian content
  9. Cannibalism
  10. Captain's logQuasi-Featured
  11. Celebrity Deathmatch
  12. Celebrity Roast
  13. Central Processing Unit
  14. The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women—Nominated by emc. :) Featured November 23-24, 2006.
  15. David Gilmour (rewrite)
  16. Dead Politicians Club
  17. Dear Diary—Nominated by LongLiverh3. Featured June 7, 2009.
  18. Dear John letter—Nominated by Hardwick Fundlebuggy. Featured December 8, 2006.
  19. Dwight Schultz
  20. Ecky-Thump ~ In collaboration with Mhaille. Featured May 17, 2007.
  21. Edit War (video game)
  22. Edward Bulwer-Lytton
  23. Embracing Mediocrity—Three days from completion to front page featuredom. Thanks everyone! Nominated by Winston. Featured June 2-3, 2006.
  24. Ethnicity
  25. Failure UniversityFeatured June 27, 2009.
  26. The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories
  27. Fake announcer voice—Nominated by Thekillerfroggy Featured August 6, 2009.
  28. Fecal E.ColiFeatured November 24-25, 2005. (amazing art by RadicalX).
  29. Fedora Core (product box by RadicalX)
  30. Flin Flon, Manitoba
  31. Fozzie Bear
  32. Franco-American War
  33. Garrison Keillor
  34. Handicapped ~ In collaboration with Claudius Prime
  35. Heywood Banks
  36. Horton Hires a Ho—Nominated for featured article by Rcmurphy. Featured October 14-15, 2006. (book cover by InfiniteMonkey).
  37. How Do I Love Thee
  38. HowTo:Get Banned—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured July 23-34, 2006.
  39. HowTo:Speak Tamarian
  40. Ice cream truck—Nominated by Imrealized. Featured June 16, 2011.
  41. I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud
  42. Invictus
  43. John Turner
  44. Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters—Nominated by Romartus Featured May 19, 2009.
  45. Knight
  46. Life's Answerable QuestionsFeatured December 26, 2006
  47. Linus Torvalds (rewrite)
  48. Linux (rewrite)
  49. Lobe (album cover by Mhaille)
  50. MediaWiki
  51. Memory (rewrite)
  52. Microsoft Windows (rewrite)
  53. Nikki lesson
  54. Neil Young
  55. The Night After ChristmasFeatured December 26-27, 2005. (art by RadicalX and Mhaille).
  56. The Norton Anthology of Poetry, Vogon Edition
  57. OCD—So nice, it was featured twice! February 22, 2006, 12:11 AM - 12:18 AM and February 26-27, 2006. (M&Ms by MoneySign).
  58. Ode to the Crunchy Cheese Clinging to the Teflon of my George Foreman Grill
  59. On a stick—Nominated by OsirisX. Featured May 21-22, 2006.
  60. Oscar Mayer—Nominated by Kaizer the Bjorn. Featured June 4-5, 2006. My first back-to-back feature!
  61. Patriotism—A collaboration with Claudius Prime and Mhaille Featured June 13, 2006
  62. Pittsburgh Pirates (logo by Mahroww, campus pic by Winckle)
  63. Prima donna
  64. Proctology
  65. R. L. Stine
  66. Reasons Not To Kill You In Cold Blood Right Where You Stand
  67. Red Hat Linux
  68. Richard M. Stallman—Nominated by Sikon. Featured February 11-12, 2006. (photos by Doug and Mahroww).
  69. The Road Not Taken
  70. Rock Hudson
  71. Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured October 1, 2008.
  72. The Root of All Evil—Nominated by SimulacrumCaputosis. Featured May 6-7, 2006.
  73. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
  74. Rye
  75. St. Ignucius (stained glass by One-eyed Jack)
  76. Shall I Compare Thee
  77. Stench (album cover by Mhaille)
  78. Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
  79. Sue
  80. The Taming of the Shrew
  81. Teapot (rewrite)
  82. To Be Announced (band picture by RadicalX)
  83. ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign—Nominated by TheSlyFox. Featured July 16, 2011.
  84. Tom Servo (rewrite)
  85. The Tragically Hip
  86. Unfair use
  87. UnNews:Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud
  88. UnNews:'Grandpa Munster' Al Lewis undead at 95
  89. UnNews:Litter a see is on Dee Kline expurtz say
  90. UnNews:Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war
  91. UnNews:Rolling Stones play for free in Brazil
  92. UnNews:U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
  93. UnNews:Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove
  94. UnNews:Whale swims through downtown London
  95. UnPoetia:Ozymandias
  96. Unquotable:William Shatner
  97. The Vagina Monologues—Nominated by Hindleyite. Featured December 10, 2006.
  98. Whore: A RetrospectiveQuasi-Featured
  99. Why?:Are we here
  100. Why?:Play Bass?Featured Why? Article
  101. The Writer's Almanac / The Best of The Writer's Almanac
  102. Worst 100 Inventions of All Time

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  1. Article Audio: The Night After Christmas
  2. Article Audio: HowTo:Live with UC
  3. Article Audio: Failure University
  4. Article Audio: Balloon Animals
  5. UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log
  6. Petting Zoos to be converted to abuse-themed "Punching Zoos"
  7. Obama feeds his kids, revealing his disgusting Socialist tendencies
  8. Ode to the Crunchy Cheese Clinging to the Teflon of my George Foreman Grill‎
  9. An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes
  10. Madonna to Adopt Susan Boyle
  11. Supreme Court approves death penalty for jaywalking
  12. Vincent Van Gogh lost ear to grues say German historians
  13. UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)—Nominated by Necropaxx. Featured June 10, 2009.
  14. UnTunes:Stinky Love Song
  15. UnTunes:Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap—Nominated by Kip the Dip. Featured December 3, 2007.
  16. North Korea pokes South Korea with a really big stick
  17. The Bowels of Hell open at The Root of All Evil
  18. North Dakota Dick Festival expected to draw thousands
  19. Fanboy disappointed by PS3
  20. Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations
  21. Ex-Wal-Mart_employee pleads guilty to fraud
  22. Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war
  23. Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove
  24. Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted
  25. AAAAAAAAA! (info)
  26. The "Daryl Dipstick Morning Show"
  27. Visit beautiful, scenic Tuktoyaktuk (ad by "Daryl Dipstick")
  28. Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes
  29. U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
  30. Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame
  31. Rumsfeld Silences War Critics With Op-Ed Piece
  32. Grass found to be greener on the other side

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