User:Toasty Da Mosty

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Toasty Da Mosty™ is an evil incarnation(according to c-rapers)created by pure evilness to correct our evil ways by telling the "truth" scientists today are still unable translate what Toasty™ means by this utterly new and confusing word it probably means that “the grues are coming, the grues are coming”.


edit Humanity has had an enormous amounts of futile attemps (lots and lots of FAIL!) to overthrow him but has not yet even touched him due to the following reasons:

1. The C fighters(Chuck Norris n' the Z team see Dragonball Z) being paid $5 and a krillin FAIL for every person they kill.

2. Ownership over a Nuke sword (See list of melee weapons that don't exist, but should)

3. ENEMY AC130 IN TEH AIR!!!

4. Created the blue screen of death camps.

5. ....

6. Has the world record for ownership of over 9000 (9000.1 to be exact) 55 Gal. cans of whoop-ass.

7. A vast army of Mudkipz

edit Things that Toasty will destroy on sight



Jack Thompson

Twlight(movie)

clothing lines

Hanna Montana

Axis of evil-doers

JediMasterPiggy

Twitbook


edit Things that amuse or pleases Toasty



Idiots being... well idiots

Video games

I.p.O.D

Mudkipz

Newgrounds +Youtube videos

Videos that expose the idiocy of Twlight(movie)

this sites' articles on beer, WW2, Drunk driving, Twilight (book) and grues.

Also-*crash* . .. ... Transmission interupted.


[[1]] click this to see how stupid twlight is

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