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Huh, it appears I've been resurrected. What a drag. Where's my staff? Oh, there it is. They said I'd have gone from gray to white by now, but nothing's different. Curse them.
Oh well, while I'm here, I might as well share some of my past.
Sent to prison for poor humor and public castigation. Murdered, on purpose, in November 2012.
- Undictionary:Crazier than a rat in a thin titmouse
Works in progress: See my subpage! Feel free to comment on the talks, but please don't edit the main pages. They're still green and ugly.
Well, that's it, I guess. I'm still a noob. At least, I was an old noob, but now I'm a new noob. Which actually sounds a lot worse. Here goes the neighborhood...
edit In Case You're Wondering...
Here are some of my favorite pages: