User:Timewaster

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat


CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Stuff I've made my pointless contributions to

Pages I've started and/or mercilessly hacked apart:
Denial, London Bridge, Pulp Fiction, Adam Smith
Probability Theory, Agnosticism, Monster.com,
Culture Shock, Versailles and The Radio Star Murder
Pages I've thrown one or two cheap gags into:
Great Circle Line, minimalism, Being cut off in -, Catch 22,
Lust, C++ and How to be stupid and not just funny
Uncyclopedia:Babel
rh-X This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers.
cpp-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek C++ whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
gb-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Gibberish.
en-F This user got an F in English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
pe-G This user does not speak Plain English and furthermore believes Plain English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Plain English.
vg-G This user does not speak Vogon and furthermore believes Vogon to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Vogon.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.


Geek This user is a geek.

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