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== WHY ARE YOU HERE? THIS IS PRIVATE ==
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'''Oh no my old porn days are on here!'''
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'''''Name is''? Ticklethekeys but Daniel Ashton is my human name.'''
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'''''Come into being date was''? Feb 12 1981'''
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'''''Place I came into being was''? Mancunia, Lancashire but I am from the Isle of Man, man!'''
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'''''Nationality on my "passport" is''? Icelandic.'''
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'''''Known for what exactly''? Doing famous voices and doing famous women.'''
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'''''Occupation I get paid for is''? Uncyclopedia, to be very silly. Where's my money!?'''
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== About me ==
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Seriously now, I'm a musician originally but gave up being that as I ended up like David Helfgott. I do voices of famous people (mostly men) and write comedy because so it all fits together like damp toilet paper somehow. Oh, and I stole the template here from a Mexican girl. Gringo Starr says thank you! But really, mexican girls are funny, George Harrison had one.
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My new FACEFU..BOOK PAGE http://www.facebook.com/danielashtonvoices
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== All the pages I've written ==
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===The fangirl series===
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ah wait that's hers...
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Articles: sounds like "Aah tickles!"
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*[[User:Ticklethekeys/Shakespeare%27s_Poo_Lit_Soliloquy]] WINNER!
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*[[Marmals: Memoir of my grandfather's sex life]]
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*[["Great Odds"/"A Mother I'd Like to"...: Two short stories by Daniel Ashton]]
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*[[Fleetwood Mac]]
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*[[The Beach Boys]]
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*[[Jimi Hendrix]]
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*[[Steven Spielberg]]
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*[[Ex wife owners manual]]
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I've forgotten which news articles were the lead story but I will assume they all were "YOU'RE SO VAIN" - Good song about me. ;-)
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*[[UnNews:Natalie Wood's death certificate: Change suggests anything from a human to a seal could have killed her]]
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*[[UnNews:Psychic "interviews" dead celebrities]]
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*[[UnNews:UnNews to go on the road]]
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*[[UnNews:Bits filmed on ocean floor Amelia Earhart's plane?]]
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*[[UnNews:UnNews meets art expert: Great or fake?]]
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*[[UnNews:UnNews reporter makes public apology to UnWife]]
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*[[UnNews:Stanford scientists design their first virtual orgasm]]
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*[[UnNews:May the divorce be with you – Star Wars fan divorces Trekkie]]
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*[[UnNews:New report suggests we knowingly have sex]]
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*[[UnNews:Natalie Wood's death certificate changed from "Accidental" to "Robert's guilty as hell" to "Undetermined" to sound nicer]]
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*[[UnNews:UnNews founder's life to be made into film]]
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*[[UnNews:John Denver's wife gives advice to other women married to guitar players]]
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*[[UnNews:Inside the walls of "wholesome" prison: Exclusive look at Scientology]]
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*[[UnNews:Amelia Earhart search underway - again.]]
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*[[UnNews:Katie Holmes jumps furniture after filing for divorce]]
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*[[UnNews:Chinese "Breastaurant" a failure]]
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*[[UnNews:Pilot sues airline as Captain dies during flight]]
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*[[UnNews:Oliver Reed: the lost interview]]
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*[[UnNews:Swiss_experiment_shows_no_difference_in_the_behavior_of_heterosexual_and_homosexual_mice_when_married_or_unmarried]]
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*[[UnNews:Interview_with_a_Mayan,_will_the_world_end%3F]]
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*[[UnNews:Hollywood_is_shocked_as_Lindsay_Lohan_goes_to_bed]]
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*[[UnNews:Walt_Disney's_ashes_frozen]]
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*[[UnNews:Sex_expert_says_"duh"_when_asked_about_the_causes_of_teenage_pregnancy]]
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*[[UnNews:Einstein's theory on marriage]]
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== VIDEO LINK AND SOME PICS ==
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'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3ERJsjV6Js&feature=g-upl]'''
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[[File:Harry2.jpg]]
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[[File:Bob.jpg]]
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[[File:ET.jpg]]

Latest revision as of 05:09, January 26, 2013

edit WHY ARE YOU HERE? THIS IS PRIVATE

Oh no my old porn days are on here!

Name is? Ticklethekeys but Daniel Ashton is my human name. Come into being date was? Feb 12 1981 Place I came into being was? Mancunia, Lancashire but I am from the Isle of Man, man! Nationality on my "passport" is? Icelandic. Known for what exactly? Doing famous voices and doing famous women. Occupation I get paid for is? Uncyclopedia, to be very silly. Where's my money!?

edit About me

Seriously now, I'm a musician originally but gave up being that as I ended up like David Helfgott. I do voices of famous people (mostly men) and write comedy because so it all fits together like damp toilet paper somehow. Oh, and I stole the template here from a Mexican girl. Gringo Starr says thank you! But really, mexican girls are funny, George Harrison had one.

My new FACEFU..BOOK PAGE http://www.facebook.com/danielashtonvoices

edit All the pages I've written

edit The fangirl series

ah wait that's hers...

Articles: sounds like "Aah tickles!"

I've forgotten which news articles were the lead story but I will assume they all were "YOU'RE SO VAIN" - Good song about me. ;-)

edit VIDEO LINK AND SOME PICS

[1]

Harry2

Bob

ET

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