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edit WHY ARE YOU HERE? THIS IS PRIVATE
Oh no my old porn days are on here!
Name is? Ticklethekeys but Daniel Ashton is my human name. Come into being date was? Feb 12 1981 Place I came into being was? Mancunia, Lancashire but I am from the Isle of Man, man! Nationality on my "passport" is? Icelandic. Known for what exactly? Doing famous voices and doing famous women. Occupation I get paid for is? Uncyclopedia, to be very silly. Where's my money!?
edit About me
Seriously now, I'm a musician originally but gave up being that as I ended up like David Helfgott. I do voices of famous people (mostly men) and write comedy because so it all fits together like damp toilet paper somehow. Oh, and I stole the template here from a Mexican girl. Gringo Starr says thank you! But really, mexican girls are funny, George Harrison had one.
My new FACEFU..BOOK PAGE http://www.facebook.com/danielashtonvoices
edit All the pages I've written
edit The fangirl series
ah wait that's hers...
Articles: sounds like "Aah tickles!"
- Marmals: Memoir of my grandfather's sex life
- "Great Odds"/"A Mother I'd Like to"...: Two short stories by Daniel Ashton
- Fleetwood Mac
- The Beach Boys
- Jimi Hendrix
- Steven Spielberg
- Ex wife owners manual
I've forgotten which news articles were the lead story but I will assume they all were "YOU'RE SO VAIN" - Good song about me. ;-)
- UnNews:Natalie Wood's death certificate: Change suggests anything from a human to a seal could have killed her
- UnNews:Psychic "interviews" dead celebrities
- UnNews:UnNews to go on the road
- UnNews:Bits filmed on ocean floor Amelia Earhart's plane?
- UnNews:UnNews meets art expert: Great or fake?
- UnNews:UnNews reporter makes public apology to UnWife
- UnNews:Stanford scientists design their first virtual orgasm
- UnNews:May the divorce be with you – Star Wars fan divorces Trekkie
- UnNews:New report suggests we knowingly have sex
- UnNews:Natalie Wood's death certificate changed from "Accidental" to "Robert's guilty as hell" to "Undetermined" to sound nicer
- UnNews:UnNews founder's life to be made into film
- UnNews:John Denver's wife gives advice to other women married to guitar players
- UnNews:Inside the walls of "wholesome" prison: Exclusive look at Scientology
- UnNews:Amelia Earhart search underway - again.
- UnNews:Katie Holmes jumps furniture after filing for divorce
- UnNews:Chinese "Breastaurant" a failure
- UnNews:Pilot sues airline as Captain dies during flight
- UnNews:Oliver Reed: the lost interview
- UnNews:Einstein's theory on marriage