User:Ticklethekeys

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edit WHY ARE YOU HERE? THIS IS PRIVATE

Oh no my old porn days are on here!

Name is? Ticklethekeys but Daniel Ashton is my human name. Come into being date was? Feb 12 1981 Place I came into being was? Mancunia, Lancashire but I am from the Isle of Man, man! Nationality on my "passport" is? Icelandic. Known for what exactly? Doing famous voices and doing famous women. Occupation I get paid for is? Uncyclopedia, to be very silly. Where's my money!?

edit About me

Seriously now, I'm a musician originally but gave up being that as I ended up like David Helfgott. I do voices of famous people (mostly men) and write comedy because so it all fits together like damp toilet paper somehow. Oh, and I stole the template here from a Mexican girl. Gringo Starr says thank you! But really, mexican girls are funny, George Harrison had one.

My new FACEFU..BOOK PAGE http://www.facebook.com/danielashtonvoices

edit All the pages I've written

edit The fangirl series

ah wait that's hers...

Articles: sounds like "Aah tickles!"

I've forgotten which news articles were the lead story but I will assume they all were "YOU'RE SO VAIN" - Good song about me. ;-)

edit VIDEO LINK AND SOME PICS

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Harry2

Bob

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