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edit Wifeys, homos, stiffs & fresh meat
While the Religion of Peace's sticks and stones break the homo's bones, they're soft on the wifey, though: only light beating allowed - if all else has failed, hey! However, should the missus go astray, stiffer correctional measures are in order. Being really nice to children is always an option, particularly if you are the Prophet and the deserving brat has been naughty.
edit Jihad & virgins
Unlike their Muslim suckalikes, for whom the spiritually penetrating effects of Jihad are best achieved with the aid of rocket propellants, they feel that cotton candy thrown at medium range suffices. Their brethren usually engage in Jihad only after they have ran out of virgins - the Ahmadi garden variety, however, take to the candy store when they are too ugly, too.
edit See Also
- alislam.org. Official Website of the Ahmadiyya branch represented by their flag's left ball.
- aaiil.org. Official Website of the Ahmadiyya branch represented by their flag's right ball.
- ahmadiyya.us. Official Website of the Ahmadiyya branch represented by their flag's dick.
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