User:Thyultimate

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

♀♂ This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok24-7.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is the random fat newspaper that constructed his larynx inside of your newspaper so you must adhere him/her with your fat newspaper.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

This user is not American ...and unabashedly proud of it. (But he's not saying where he is from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.) (List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)