User:Thraeryn/Old New car smell
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New car smell is generally considered to be the most legal way to get a super high. Legal, but expensive. Try it some time. Seriously. Just buy a new car, and huff. Huff like there's no tomorrow. Just make sure that you are in the car so that when you pass out, you'll pass out on the soft cushions.
The smell comes from formaldehyde, which is added to new cars to prevent currency-deficient parasites from infesting them. But there are other times when like, well I was in the 'nam and there was a OMG take cover!
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