User:ThisIsNotMyRealName

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“I'm so cool, I quote myself”
~ ThisIsNotMyRealName

edit Who Am I?

Mummy told me never to talk to strangers. But to get to my house, take three steps forward, two to the left, turn around clockwise twice, get on a plane to Australia and swim due north west for a while. Go on! Swim! Swim my little fishies!





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