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~ The Average Uncyclopedian Admin on Stubs
Referring to the remaining short end after something bigger has been used up
Examples of stubs used in the modern day and the prognosis of what's to come
Why having less of something means you ultimately have more
As in the item part that's left of a check or receipt
Practical application as a way of retaining a record
Dangers involved with carry one or more of these stubs
As used in wikis
The gained value provided by wiki stubs
The banality of having stubs and how they inconveniently detract from what could be an acceptably sufficient article
As in the act of pulling something up by the roots
Just what is that something?
What if you're wrong about what that something is?
As in clearing something of weeds
Since I don't want to further explicate this meaning, here's a picture of a mechanized robotic dinosaur with the head of a smiling Bill Cosby
As in hitting your toe or foot against something accidentally
The standard reaction to doing it
What can relieve the pain
Why your live-in girlfriend had to use up all the damn Aspirin in the house
I work eight hours a freaking day and all I ask for when I come home is for some damn peace and relaxation and AT LEAST a decent walkway in this stinkin' house and you had to put the damn ottoman next to the fireplace just so that I would hit it and stub my fucking toe when just trying to bushwhack my way through this untidy mess you call a living room to get some damn firewood for what should have been a nice unwinding in front of what should have been a beautiful fire, but--No, no, no! I had to freaking stub my toe thanks in part to this shit and you can't even find some stinkin' Aspirin
I mean: is it too much to ask? Seriously? Too much to ask? Come on!
No, I wasn't yelling at you. It was just in the heat of the moment--I was yelling at myself. No, I swear. It was just...uhh...it was just my inner monologue coming through my mouth. And...it's just..you know I love you. You know I didn't mean what I said. I'm sorry--Hey, look, I'M SORRRRYY
Sorry you're such a bitch.
As in a short railway or bus
Wikipedia has one meaning, meaning "a piece of work of a greater calculation in distributed computing"
Yes, but what does it mean?
Nerdy Internet uses of "stub"
As in one used for impedance matching
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