User:Theyahweh

User:Theyahweh

Some guy looking at this article is the user reading this article that is the article of the user Theyahweh that is looking at the same article that

“Some guy looking at this article”

~ Captain Confusion

on this article

Born in 5678 b.C. by this guy with hunger for revenge and thirst for... errr...disaster??

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user is a total UKer and knows how to queue. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user is a militant agnostic and is certain s/he doesn't know

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!	No, really!

This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.

en-X	This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.

la-F	This user got an F in Latin and likes their native language better (if they have one).

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

MS-4	This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!

This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.

This user's IQ is 34567654345678.

やらないか

この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

This user be getting drunk on his booty..

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

\m/	This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user is an evil clone of Sophia.

אױ	This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.

bu-N	This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

Ubx- Crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to this page.

This user wants God Knows Where featured.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user is a reincarnation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

This user wants Captain Confusion featured.

This user has eye beams.

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

“This article has a lot of userboxes”

~ Captain Obvious on this article