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Linky This user is a Hyrulean warrior. This user has defeated many monsters. They have defeated the mighty Gannon.WARNING: They WILL steal your rupees if you have pocketed them.

No Wikipedia

Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about me. We are sorry they are this lame.

edit An Stoopid Quote By Me

“I actually thought that I could stay away from Uncyclopedia for a long time!”
~ Thetruemariozplaze

edit 'Bout Me

I am just an average high-school senior from Florida who is bored a lot. I was formally a loyal contributor to that other fuckshit parody wiki until I realized to true nature of their douchebaggery. I have always loved Uncyclopedia and I will never go back to them.

edit Youtube/Newgrounds

I have a Youtube channel (named mariozplaze). I don't have many videos on it though, but I do have big-ish plans. My Newgrounds account is also mariozplaze, and I have absolutely nothing made on it, as with my Youtube, I also have plans.

edit Gaming

I am also a video gamer. I own a severly modified Wii and an XBOX 360.

Games I own on XBOX:

  • Minecraft
  • Terraria
  • Lost Planet 2 (Formerly had 1)
  • Happy Wars Got Boring
  • Warface Shut down
  • Battleblock Theater
  • Avatar Warfare (Indie)
  • Castleminer Z (Indie) Kind of gay
  • Battlefield 3
  • Wolfenstein (The 2009 Release)
  • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Games on my wish list:

  • Battlefield Hardline
  • Slender: The Arrival

For those on Xbox, my gamertag is also SoE Mariozplaze (SoE is a clan I'm in)

edit My Religious, Political, and Personal Beliefs

edit Religous

  • I am atheist because I feel that religion is a pointless endeavor as all of the world's religions both contradict and complement each other, and so there is therefore no true "right" religion, except for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (Just kidding).

edit Political

  • I am politically independent because I think that both liberals and conservatives are morons. Conservatives are too hateful and stuck on tradition, (Rush LimBAWWWWW is a great example of this,) and liberals are too focused on everyone getting a "fair share" and completely revamping EVERYTHING! (But I hate conservatives more.)
  • I hate Fox News, because despite what the Bible-huggers and gun-toters may say, they are extremely biased and discourage free thought.

edit Personal

  • I think that while waiting until marriage is the best way to go, sex is a natural human behavior and as long as it is with somebody you are in a committed relationship with, trust, and care for, you can do whatever you want.
  • Video games are a legitimate form of art.
  • Abortion is a decision that a woman should be able to freely make.
  • Gay marriage should be legalized everywhere.

edit My Contributions

  • ROBLOX: (Created Page)
  • Florida (Added a couple of bullet points in Floridiots and Similarities between Florida and Hell)
  • Minecraft (Added more in-depth information about the game's game modes.)
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