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edit An Stoopid Quote By Me
“I actually thought that I could stay away from Uncyclopedia for a long time!”
edit 'Bout Me
I am just an average high-school senior from Florida who is bored a lot. I was formally a loyal contributor to that other fuckshit parody wiki until I realized to true nature of their douchebaggery. I have always loved Uncyclopedia and I will never go back to them.
I have a Youtube channel (named mariozplaze). I don't have many videos on it though, but I do have big-ish plans. My Newgrounds account is also mariozplaze, and I have absolutely nothing made on it, as with my Youtube, I also have plans.
I am also a video gamer. I own a severly modified Wii and an XBOX 360.
Games I own on XBOX:
TerrariaGot boring VERY quickly!
- Lost Planet 2 (Formerly had 1)
Happy WarsGot Boring WarfaceGetting shut down in a month :'(
- Battleblock Theater
- Avatar Warfare (Indie)
Castleminer Z (Indie)Kind of gay
- Battlefield 3
- Half-Life 2
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Games on my wish list:
- Battlefield 4 (If I get an Xbox One)
- Slender: The Arrival
For those on Xbox, my gamertag is also SoE Mariozplaze (SoE is a clan I'm in)
edit My Religious, Political, and Personal Beliefs
- I am atheist because I feel that religion is a pointless endeavor as all of the world's religions both contradict and complement each other, and so there is therefore no true "right" religion, except for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (Just kidding).
- I am politically independent because I think that both liberals and conservatives are morons. Conservatives are too hateful and stuck on tradition, (Rush LimBAWWWWW is a great example of this,) and liberals are too focused on everyone getting a "fair share" and completely revamping EVERYTHING! (But I hate conservatives more.)
- I hate Fox News, because despite what the Bible-huggers and gun-toters may say, they are extremely biased and discourage free thought.
- I think that while waiting until marriage is the best way to go, sex is a natural human behavior and as long as it is with somebody you are in a committed relationship with, trust, and care for, you can do whatever you want.
- Video games are a legitimate form of art.
- Abortion is a decision that a woman should be able to freely make.
- Gay marriage should be legalized everywhere.