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Keep the children away.

Commander of the Order
Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
MW-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek MediaWiki whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ns-4 This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

thetoastman is a 60-year-old bald, fat man from Georgia who is currently unemployed but resides in the Sunset Grove Trailer Park on a government welfare check. His hobbies include placing plastic flamingoes on his lawn, never wearing more than boxers and a tank top, and various sexual fetishes of dubious legality.

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