User:Thetoastman

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[[Image:Scarydude.PNG|thumb|center|250px|Keep the children away.]]
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'''thetoastman''' is a 60-year-old bald, fat man from Georgia who is currently unemployed but resides in the Sunset Grove Trailer Park on a government welfare check. His hobbies include placing plastic flamingoes on his lawn, never wearing more than boxers and a tank top, and various sexual fetishes of dubious legality.
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*'''[[Special:Contributions/Thetoastman|All contributions...]]'''
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Latest revision as of 01:24, March 10, 2012

Scarydude

Keep the children away.

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Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Skullnbones

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Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
MW-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek MediaWiki whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ns-4 This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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thetoastman is a 60-year-old bald, fat man from Georgia who is currently unemployed but resides in the Sunset Grove Trailer Park on a government welfare check. His hobbies include placing plastic flamingoes on his lawn, never wearing more than boxers and a tank top, and various sexual fetishes of dubious legality.

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