User:Thetoastman

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[[Image:Scarydude.PNG|thumb|center|250px|Keep the children away.]]
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'''thetoastman''' is a 60-year-old bald, fat man from Georgia who is currently unemployed but resides in the Sunset Grove Trailer Park on a government welfare check. His hobbies include placing plastic flamingoes on his lawn, never wearing more than boxers and a tank top, and various sexual fetishes of dubious legality.
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*'''[[Special:Contributions/Thetoastman|All contributions...]]'''
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Latest revision as of 01:24, March 10, 2012

Scarydude

Keep the children away.

CUN
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Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
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Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Skullnbones

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
MW-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek MediaWiki whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ns-4 This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


usb This user likes to use userboxes.

thetoastman is a 60-year-old bald, fat man from Georgia who is currently unemployed but resides in the Sunset Grove Trailer Park on a government welfare check. His hobbies include placing plastic flamingoes on his lawn, never wearing more than boxers and a tank top, and various sexual fetishes of dubious legality.

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