User:Thetoastman
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| THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. |
| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you. |
| This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians. |
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. |
| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
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Pirates do it till you walk the plank. |
| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
| en-N | This user is a native speaker of English. |
| MW-A | Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek MediaWiki whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. |
| ns-4 | This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level. |
| lz-X | This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers. |
| IP | This user's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
thetoastman is a 60-year-old bald, fat man from Georgia who is currently unemployed but resides in the Sunset Grove Trailer Park on a government welfare check. His hobbies include placing plastic flamingoes on his lawn, never wearing more than boxers and a tank top, and various sexual fetishes of dubious legality.
