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I spend a lot of my time killing people. I will admit, the first time, I did feel a little remorse. It's never easy holding a bloody lifeless corpse in your arms and looking into those cold, unseeing eyes. Especially when they're still warm. That's just awkward.
It's important to remember, for those of you first-timers, that you must always polish your weapon. Whether it's a knife, a sword, or a gun, keep it clean. Otherwise, you just look ridiculous.
I've found that Windex is actually very effective for getting bloodstains off your knifes.
I need a new knife sharpener, so I'm pretty interested in finding one of those. My blades are getting a bit dull and shooting my victims gets boring. It's much less intimate, you see.
edit Favorite Music
Death Metal and the pleading cries of those who are moments away from the edges of both their lifespan and my blade.
edit Favorite Movies
2girls1cup, Hatchet vs. Genitals, 3Orangutans1Blender, Putrid Sex Object
edit Favorite Books
Mein Kampf, Zweites Buch
edit Favorite Quotations
"All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach." - Adolph Hitler
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." - Adolph Hitler
"Who says I am not under the special protection of God?" - Adolph Hitler
"Words build bridges into unexplored regions." - Adolph Hitler
"Inactivity is Death" - Benito Mussolini
edit About Me
I enjoy the thrill of slinking around in the shadows with a knife. Allys are a particular favorite. I feel empowered by the dark... Invincible, even. Nothing can stop me from doing what I want in the dark. Not even your screams.
The first time I killed, I used a copy of Oxford's English Dictionary to knock out my victim in the back of a public library. I proceeded to slit his throat with my pocket knife. I was almost caught, but I was able to save myself by knocking over one of the bookshelves. It completely caught the security guard off guard (haha no pun intended).