User:Thepower

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pt-N This user is a native speaker of Português.

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

bl-P This f****r speaks Blasphemy heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

Pie-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pie.

es-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.

fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.