User:Theotherwhitemeat

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.

\m/	This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is one Jolly Rodger.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user's IQ is 10.

1337	This user is elite.

17-2	This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.

en-N	This user is a native speaker of English.

gb-N	This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

usb	This user likes to use userboxes.

⅝	This user has been known to type quickly, therefore being more efficent typing than writing.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

MEH	This user redefines lazy.

NO	This user doesn't care.

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