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HELLO. (Be advised, reading this is really not worth your time.) I am Theoneinblack. I have this name for obvious reasons. If I'm not wasting time here I'm doing something useful like wasting time somewhere else. If you must know, I was created by an accidental mixture of DNA, whiskey, sugar, and a mixture of controlled substances. You will learn to love me or you will be exiled.
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