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Ah, so you managed to get past my Russian guards and my quotes did you, I suppose thats something, most don't make it that far. My name is not important, all you need to know is I'm watching you, and your articles and if I see even the slightest opportunity to insert a fantastically witty quote I'll be there before you can say Oscar Wilde. Scared? You should be.
There will be no warning, no mercy just a swift one liner, capable of destroying your article. People will be so amazed by it that they won't bother reading the rest of whats on your page. Your readership will fall, then you won't be laughing, however everyone else will muhahahaha....
Articles Which Have Been Ruthlessly Attacked By My Quoting Powers (or other editing skills.)
-Team America: World Police
-Russian double reversal
-Russian quadruple reversal
-Why the chicken crossed the road
More Coming Soon!
People/Groups of People Who Have Been Declared As Enemies For Crimes Against Er.. Me.
for being an idiot, having no sense of humour and talking about education WAY WAY too much. AND attempting to edit my user page, the pure cheek. What did I ever do to him hmm? is now no longer an enemy, put down the pitch forks.
-Anyone who knows Josiah,
as they're all partly responsible damn it. has also been pardoned for crimes against the crown.
-Goths, as they depress me on purpose, cheer the F@*$ up!
-Emos for being cheap imitations of goths.
-Chavs, no explaining required.
-Bert, for being a major cause of global terrorism.
Note that anyone on this list will find their articles being attacked with quotes much quicker than everyone elses, before you can say Wilde. They are priority targets, fire at will.
People/Groups of People Who Will Not Have Their Articles Brutally Ripped To Shreads.
-Chuck Norris- Seriously would you pick a fight with him?
-Jesus- Seriously would you pick a fight with the Gee Man either?
-Microsoft- Their legal department would probably sue me for every penny I have!
-Mr T.- He don't need no quotes, his van is fast foo'.
-The Inventor of Russian Reversal- Is an absolute genius and deserves mutual respect.
Full Articles I Have Written Myself
UnNews:Media Embarassment as Bird Flu Fails to Harm...Anyone?
UnNews:Communists Shocked By Pro-Capitalist Protests
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