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A decidedly cool individual who was born in the country of Uzbekistan. After years of being unfunny and telling bad jokes repeatedly he became very lonely and couldnt get a date, leading him to ammassing the largest collection of porn in the world. After the Uzbek muskrat exodus his fmaily fled to Canada where he became a pirate and is now so manly that he makes women want him and men want to be women so they can get with him.
|This user is Canadian|
...and stands for truth,
universal health care
and HOCKEY games!
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