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I am closely allied with The Freaky Brit, hereinafter referred to as TFB. We have travelled widely and conquered all a bit of the universe. Unfornunately, George Dubya Bush has shown himself to be a formidable opponent so far, as he has more nukes than me and worse spelling than TFB.
I hold authority over the Duchy of Nuke, a small area somewhere in southern England. The Duchy has been in existence since the mid-14th Century, and has the twin mottos "Letum ab Ultor" ("Death at long range") and "Blæd in Bereofende" ("Glory in Destruction"). The coat of arms a shield gules et sable parted per saltire argent, centre a trefoil.