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edit popping your talk page's cherry

RAPE. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:07, Sep 25

Oh Noes. This would be my 2nd raping, and first on uncyc... :).... :( The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Bad timing!

I was out of town for three days and missed seeing talk:Sania Mirza on VFH. Thanks for nomming it, though. It's brilliant how my fictional reaction to the original Sania Mirza article, generated an even funnier real reaction of its own. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:39, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I just happened upon that page. I made a couple of changes to the talk page, but some people weren't too fond of that, so the change back to how it is now kind of killed the nom. Oh well. I would say, if nothing else, it at least adds to your article. I really can't believe people thought it was real. You did an awesome job with that article. Just a shame the talk page couldn't have been highlighted too. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:36, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: October 2nd, 2008

-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:50, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

edit So dude...

What's up dude? I see you removed the conera seering redness, that's good. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 22:21 8 October 2008

I think the searing red was pretty awesome, but I grew tired of it, as one does with a $3 whore. But I digress. What, indeed, is up, as you put it, in my life? Mainly college, and it is rather boorish, and inconsequential as I see it. But, alas, I must sully myself to its whims if I am to advance to a place in my life, where I can make decent wages. Also, I made this awesome new article Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye, but it got deleted for some reason.... But I showed the powers that be, and re-created it in my userspace. Take that community! That'll show you to lift your nose at my excellent writing talents. Haha! Hahahahaha! But, how are your lives my friend? Still staying true to yourself? Still working for the man? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 13:56, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
Still? I've never had a job I have applied for one though and am waiting to hear about it and there's another part time one that I probably should go for. And I have a few night classes. And I wrote this which RT thinks is pants and in all honesty I can see it's not my best I'm also writing this Which RT thinks is great so far and I'm inclined to agree. Oh and I've just figured out what you actualy meant by working for the man: you think I'm a rent boy. That's still true but in lue of the fact I'm a virgin buisness isn't very good. Oh and don't be mean about three dollar whores. Have you ever had one? I have; we talked for hours! Best $3 I ever spent. Oh and in my personal opinon you article lacks prettyness some may say wankability see here for further advice. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:16 9 October 2008

edit UnSignpost: October 10th 2008

Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:01, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Action required

Unclepedia Sam

For the glory of her majesty is this week's Colonization. Your Uncyclopedia needs you!!

You asked for it and now For the glory of her majesty is to be transformed by our band of rewriting brothers. It is your duty as an Uncyclopedian to join the invading army, go forth and spread the funny word. Good luck, my friend.

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:19, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 21 October 2008

--Sycamore (Talk) 10:12, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole 11:56, Nov 6

edit UnSignpost: 13th November 2008

MrN9001 12:57, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 20th November2008

MrN9001 20:55, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 27th November2008

MrN9001 21:15, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)

MrN9001 19:13, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 11th December

MrN9001 21:18, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Newcookie Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For looking after my stuff while on a bit of a Christmas break:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:31, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

A whole cookie!!! h00ray! Let's go celebrate with that traffic over there! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:19, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Happy Hanukkah

edit Seasons Greetings

Keep the "X" in

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:38, 21 December 2008 (UTC)


Festivus-card Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:30, Dec 21

edit Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:45 Dec 21

edit Tis' The Season

Thanks for your support!

edit Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:43, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

edit XC, muhhfugga

So today whilst stalking your userpage I saw that you had Cross Country on your rewrite list, and I thought to myself "hell, I run xc, why not see if I can't wrangle me up a collab" and then I pooted and then I came to your house but you weren't there so I came back to my house and got on the internet and maed a yuky doody and then I went to your talk page. The end. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:12, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Actually I had remembered that you ran as well, and was probably going to ask you if I ever got around to it, which is to say, it's probably good that you got to me. Although, a couple days after I put that under my rewrite list on my page, this happened. Looks like we might have to break that one guy's heart if we rewrite this. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:45, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
It's a challenge. We're gonna have to just suck it up and write something better. =] Alright, so there's a very "behind the scenes" way that I do things. Do you have Skype? It'd be much easier to come up with ideas there. Either way, I'm going to compile an outline for this article on Google Docs; if you want to see an example of how I do an outline then I'll be happy to show you one. But an article like this definitely needs a gameplan. I think we can do it, buddy. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:04, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Hmmm...gameplan, yes. I usually just choose a topic and rant about it until I pass out, but your way seems pretty good too. I am at work right now, which means I can edit freely on the site (not including IRC), but can't really do much else in terms of contacting you. Problem is for about a week or so work may be the only place I have free time to edit. So, I'm fine with you planning this one out, or at least putting together something for me to look at and destroy see where I can help. Or we could just put this one on hold for a week, either one. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:15, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Yessir. I'll type something up and have it on your desk by the end of the day. Also, can I have tomorrow off? You see, it's Christmas New Year's, sir! What of Tiny Tim and his tiny crutch? (I knew naming my son "Tiny Tim" was setting him up for all sorts of misfortunes, but my wife insisted on naming the child after her cat...) Sir SysRq (talk) 17:21, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
No. You work New Year's Mr. Rq. And don't you worry about your precious Tiny Tim. I'll have him play with my darling Big Bertha, who was set up for nothing but excellence. Massive, massive excellence. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:26, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Bore da

Welsh lady Alright, boyo?
You voted for an article about me.
This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza
from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:21, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

edit With Great Appreciation

--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:49, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:06, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Mint Jelly

I was thinking it might be an idea to move it to a subpage of this, I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it. - it'll keep it awya from ICU etc and make sure it stays part of the joke. Are you alright with that?:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:24, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Hmmmm...well definitely thank you for coming to me first. Are you that against keeping it in mainspace? I like where it is, and that people can perhaps randomly come upon it, and not get it at first, but then see the one link on the page, and figure it out. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:50, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
So, what was the final verdict? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:26, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 16:11, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Sania

You may have noticed that I've made some changes to the new Sania Mirza article. I just wondered if you'd like to add anything. I'm trying to replicate the structure of the original, with an intro, a list of objections and a conclusion. The original message is to be the basis for the list. That is apart from the "bomb them into the stone age" bit, which I think is perfect for the P.S. at the end. Anyway, if you want to help out with fleshing out the list (I'm not happy with what I've done with the first bullet point) or anything else, be my guest. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:08, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:55 1 February 2009



Gavin would like to thank you once more for sympathizing with him enough to vote for his book to be among the top ten books of 2008. Unless, of course, you happen to be a transsexual, in which case you are a freak and should not email him. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 21:49, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Hi

I am deeply thankful for your kind words you wrote about me on WOTM. I would like to write an article about you. Is that OK with you? --Docile hippopotamus 08:17, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

No problem on that. I feel like not enough funny stuff is given credit, so I gave some to you. And is it ok with me? Ahahaha! Of course, but I don't think there is much to write about. I'm not around much as it is. I vote you just keep writing funny stuff. That's all I want. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:18, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey woody!

Firstly half your page is invisible and secondly I've seen you around a bit recently, have you read my latest work? and also how are you doing? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:36 7 March 2009

Well, I See no problem with my page, so phhh. I blame you for that. And, I've been mostly dicking around a little bit over the past few weeks. Nice to see that you notice this. However, is this some whoring I see from you sir? No I have not read it. Haven't had time to read much of anything recently. Just one or two things. How am I doing? Well, that's an interesting question. My nose is getting back to normal. My strep throat is gone. Got a cold. Just got back from Disney World. So, decent? I don't even know. Past that, Why have we not hung out on Xbox live, and what's up with you? How is GB treating ya? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:34, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Test it.

Try it. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:29, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Danke schön!

edit Douche

--MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:21, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

edit For your vote...


The Great Potato Massacre
of March 2009

Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

And for the cow comment. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:20, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Done

I've finished writing it. What do you think? Any suggestions? --Docile hippopotamus 02:31, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

User:Docile hippopotamus/Why?:Be like The Woodburninator (and join his bear army)? --Docile hippopotamus 23:58, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh, sorry. I saw it a few days ago, but got lost up in real life (totally not as cool) somewhere in the process. Give me a few days here to get past the worst of my homework, and I'll give it a proper viewing, just like ole' gram ma Dickinson. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 08:26, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Frankly, I am flattered. One whole article all about me! With that, a critique, if I may... BEARS!? BEARS!? So I guess what you really want is for me just to accept this and move on. a long-winded back-story about why I have disagreements with bears. Well, you see not 3 years ago, I was a senior in High School. The times, they were afoot. Not that I know what that means, but regardless, that is what they were. It was in English class, when me and one of my best only friends were arguing about who would win in a fight: Lions Vs. Bears. Naturally I was on the correct side of lions. We decided to stage the fight on an abandoned extremely full cruise ship, for neutral territory reasons. If the fight were in the Savannah, it wouldn't really be fair now would it? Well, as we were talking during one of my teacher's lectures she asked for us to share our conversation with the class . About an hour and a half later, class ended with the debate still raging. Only thing was kids told their friends about this, and it somehow became a fad in my school. Even the gangstas and rednecks decided to put away their three-century-old fighting to debate the topic amongst themselves. Our school's Valedictorian speech centered mainly around the question. In the end, there was no clear winner, only one clear loser: My English teacher Senior Year. She learned her lesson though, never bugged me and my friend about talking anymore. She just kind of let us go about our business. And that is the story of how I showed a teacher who was the boss.... Where was I now? Lions or bears or something. Not that any of that matters. Thanks for the article, although I'm afraid I may have given you a bad situation. I'm not so sure how much there is to write about me. No fads like RAHB's penis. I'm just some guy. In the words of my people: Siento, Pero muchos gracias por los zapados los biblioteca. Se, es pero tambien....No, wait, I'm Irish. Regardless, Thanks. (and sorry for both how long this message is, and how long it took me to respond. Firstly, I'm bored, and secondly, only a week or so before finals, so I'm a little swamped.) Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:14, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
I will change it to Lion Army. Can I put some of what you just said in my namespace? So I can add it to the article as a link to winning side ofthe bear vs lion conflict? --Docile hippopotamus 07:20, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
Dude, do whatever you want. Kick up your feet and enjoy yourself. My words are your words. Not really, but you can take any and all of it. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:12, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
OK. Do you want to say something about yourself and let me quote it for the article under What do people think of The Woodburninator? --Docile hippopotamus 04:18, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
How about I take a quote from one of my friends. "Yeah, I've read some of that guy's stuff. D+, wouldn't read again." Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:27, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
I added the quote as
“Yeah, I've read some of that guy's stuff. D+, wouldn't read again.”
~ Friend of The Woodburninator mistaking The Woodburninator for RAHB.
The article seems ready for mainspace to me. Is there anything else I should do to it? I will wait until next month to mainspace it because I will add that you won UnBooks author of the month. --Docile hippopotamus 05:18, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
Looks great. Do whatever you want with it. Thanks again. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:29, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Template Spam

--Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:59, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

hey, could you delete User:Joe9320/Pokemon Island for me?There was a HUGE mix-up (It was once a regular page that I moved to a userpage but manually so he starts editing it to his own version.)Anyway, shit put short, it's a clone of my article that needs to be burninated.Care to delete?Thanks.--Bad Shroom 22:26, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Unfortunately, I do not have those powers. What I can do is put it on the QVFD page and say it was an author's request. If you need to delete something that you wrote, just do that. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:27, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Weeping with self hatred

You said: "Oh man, and then there was this one time I asked Orian "Why have we not hung out on Xbox live, and what's up with you?" and he didn't reply to me. This has nothing to do with anything, it just hurt."

And now I just can't get obver what a knob I am. Please allow me to rectify this mistake. What games do you have? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:49 8 May 2009

Hahaha. I was just trying to stop what looked like it was about to asplode into a whole bunch of drama. Took what I liked from some old talk pages, BUT now that you mention it, I've been busy lately with school, and haven't been playing much at all. BUT(#2) I finished finals yesterday, so I may be playing sometime soon. Don't worry about games, I'll just bug you when you get on. Private chat is a miracle. I can talk to you while we play 2 different games! Magic. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 00:57, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah I know, me and sissy do that quite a lot, gets confusing when you're each cursing about soemthing different though. :) and yeah I look forward to it. Do you have gears of war 2? Cos I tottaly love that game! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:10 8 May 2009
Never played it. Right now it is Halo3 (I'm finally getting to be decent now that people have stopped playing it) and GTA4. I just like jumping out of cars. Just awesome. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 01:15, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
I've got both of those, never really got into halo though. But GT4 is great fun, never gonna finish the story though because I get distracted far too easily, never played it online though. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:17 8 May 2009
There's a story in that game? Honestly, I generally just run around figuring out worse and worse ways to kill myself. Is it a crap existence? Yes, but it's my existence, so I just do my thing. Now that the summer is upon me though, methinks I should buy some new games. Any suggestions? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 01:23, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Gears of War 2 and Dead Space are certainly the best games I've played ever. so they'd be on my list. Also download Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie on the arcade, they're brilliant games. Other than that though, I'm not sure. I've heard good things about Left 4 Dead but haven't played it yet. Hope that helps! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:28 8 May 2009
Fallout3 is fantastic, but it is kind of the opposite of a multiplayer game. Dead Space... I know I've heard of it, but no idea what it is. I'll give it a looksee. Gracias. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 01:36, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
I noticed you both have XBox Live. My gamertag is AkiraKurosawa4E. Friend me, if you so choose. I likes teh XBox. —Sir Guildensternenstein 21:57, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
I hate Xbox. OMG And Xbox live is for t3h n00bcakes. lul. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 01:30, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
But...but...friends.... —Sir Guildensternenstein 15:51, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Guildy I'll add you, just don't expect me to talk to you. And if you look on my user page there's a userbox there you might want to steal. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:54 9 May 2009
Also, woody, I've been meaning to ask, that's not you with the squiffy nose up there, is it? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:54 9 May 2009
Don't you remember? He made a special forum topic to report the broken status of his nose. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:03, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
Nope, though I was away alot in March/April and havent really gotten back into the habit of checking the forums. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:08 9 May 2009
Ok, I'm caught up with the old news now (utterly flattered that UU mentioned me when I wasn't even around, I think I might be popular!) Except for... How did it happen? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:25 9 May 2009
Yes, as Socky has updated you, that's surely me, and my broken face. Well, as it were, I was playing Ultimate Frizbee and was playing some defense, and I went to knock a pass down, but there were 4 of us jumping, and when we all came down one of the guy's feet got tangled and he fell backwards. So, how did it happen? The back of a guy's head slammed into my face, and my nose decided it really didn't want to be there anymore and did a little moving (insert gay jokes now). But, and this is the most important part, I did knock the pass down, so I think we know who the winner was in that confrontation. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
lol. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 05:34 10 May 2009

edit hello psychick

hello. i am looking for reservations on the future. just the future. i don't own anything but i should want to know about the reservations just in case. i can never be too careful. you can though. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:54, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Press Call for Woody

So, any comments on your essay for this week's USP? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:06, May 12

Does it need a comment? The article pretty much speaks for itself... ummmm.... Just tell everyone I will question their sexuality unless they read my article. That might be the best way to get them to read it. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 09:12, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
That's not gonna work on Orian for one... OK, I'll create a kind of "word collage" from your comments on Mordillo's page and the article talk page. Then take it all hilariously out of context in true UnSignpost tradition (without the "hilarious", naturally). Or maybe not, in this case. Anyway, I now have enough to fill this week's issue, I just need to write the bastard! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:16, May 12
Don't even start that "you can change" shit with me! Ok? I'm gay there's no two ways about it, thats for those greedy bisexual fucks. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:19 12 May 2009
No, I can easily question his homosexuality (HA! like anyone could!). Still, the word collage would be for best. AND, I'm always happy to whore myself out so that you can finish your work. Really, a pleasure. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 09:20, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Rules...

I read your bit about Rules<Funny and couldn't agree more. I wish it was understood by all on short notice. "Don't be a dick" should be elaborated a bit because it's clearly about how we should respect others perhaps having a different sense of humerrrr. I'll have to whore a bit on the side. Did you read this: Edgar_van_Dali? I know the idea is as old as these sites and vandalism, but it's my own take and I think it's fresh(ish). -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:21, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Erm - to be exact, not actually whoring. I pushed it at you just to read, not nominate. That would be stupid - it would never be highlighted for several reasons. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:45, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Good to hear I have people on my side. Funny is funny, that's all I want to get across. Comedy is what matters, screw the rest of it. I'll read the Edgar thingy in a few days. As of right now I am a little busy. Working, and I haven't even started work yet.... if that makes any sense. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:52, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
It's the normal way with all of us who have a computer. While you're at it, here's my plea for changing things a bit, you might be interested: Forum:We need more "front pages!" - Oops, forgot to sign. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:05, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
I agree with your rules<funny thing, but I want to take it a step further: I don't think people should vote against at all. I really don't see how voting against helps anyone or anything... just my take. (Although, I do vote against on articles by people who already have a million features) Anyway, nice to see you again, Woody!   Le Cejak <15:04 May 17, 2009>
Hmmmm.... Cajek? Must be a dream. Yeah, I do remember you talking about no against votes at an earlier time.... However I haven't seen it written in a tl;dr essay that is whored to The whole community the readers of the Unsignpost. Everyone knows you haven't really hit the big time until that happens. It's ok though man, one day you will hit the big time. Good luck with your 29 and a half features, like THAT would get you anywhere on this site.... (P.S. Hope you didn't mind me quoting you in that essay. Also I hope I got that quote right.... If I f'ed it up, let me know please.) Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:50, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
You're right, I did say that... You're right on another count, too: I feel pressured to write high-minded articles now, and I just can't do them like some of these other guys can. That's not to discount their personal tastes, though... Oh, and if this were a dream, how come I'm naked?   Le Cejak <18:22 May 17, 2009>
Sounds like a dream to me... :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:31 17 May 2009
gasp! Mr. Orian! I'm just an intern here! /me hungrily eyes Mr. Orian as he leaves the cubicle, leaving him with the slightest hope that someday he and that sexay intern could potentially hump like weasels in heat   Le Cejak <18:49 May 17, 2009>
 :D heya Cajek! Good to see you back! Your metaphor is all wrong though, I'm the intern. I only have a third of the features you have (well by tommorow, provided nothing drastic happens, not that I'm being presumptious because that one on VFH isn't my best). But yeah. Good to see ya! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:55 17 May 2009
Yeah, high-minded articles are great, but I like some crazy stuff too. And would somebody please get these gays off my lawn! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:15, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
First you set up a sign that clearly states: "Gays absolutely allowed" and then you start whining. I admit there are about a hundred of us here, but still. Maybe you should change the sign for "A few gays allowed"? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:03, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Done

Why?:Be like The Woodburninator (and join his bear army)?. --Docile hippopotamus 08:00, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Something new, maybe

My plea seems to be on its way to be OK'd by the Cabal. If nobody has any huge againsters, we will soon have some portals by category (Science, Sports, Politics, This, That) beside the category list, top of front page. They will be like supplements in a newspaper, is my idea: a place for stuff the keeper of the portal sees as good, even if not worthy of front page. Details haven't been worked out yet. I suppose the Cabal (the non-existent one) will point the people to work them. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 13:25, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Here's where it's gone, so far. Feel free to contribute. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 17:32, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Porntals

A few of the front page category portals are still without creators and people to run them, see Portal:Science to see what they would be. They're a good way to promote funny without front page, so please pick one and go at it. Science, Games, Politics, Computers and Art are all on their way - People, Quaint and Coherent are not. If those don't appeal, an idea might be to ask Spang or Mordillo or someone about putting something else but Coherent and Quaint in their stead if you have ideas, and make portals based on that. Science portal is running almost the way it should already, you can suggest articles for promotion etc. and my idea is the rest of the portals will work just about the same way. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:51, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm... I can take a look on suggesting articles and whatnot, but I doubt I'll be doing any portal creation. I haven't gotten around to reading a lot of the many forums yet. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:56, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
The Concise version and Action taken are what has crystallized about the business. OK, it's a big help already if you find articles and proofread/stuff like that. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:26, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

CrushYourHead Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape.
~ Todd Lyons

edit haha

I enjoyed your comment on Noob of the Month. Thanks for the vote, too. Staircase CUNt 20:39, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, when you turn out to be NXWave or someone like that, I won't be surprised. Regardless, you seem to be pretty cool, hence my vote. Keep it up. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:53, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
What's a NXWave? Staircase CUNt 21:05, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Right... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:16, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
No I don't know. Seriously. Staircase CUNt 21:29, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

edit sorry!!

I STOPPED DOING GOATSE. It wasnt me, it was my brother... or something. No, it really was



Oh he makes me sick! He makes me so damn sick! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 04:06, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Him in the bottom left

Full house1

Is he Nick from CSI? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:20 3 June 2009

Nah man. That, my friend, is Dave Coulier (pronounced Cool-yay) of Full House fame. Two interesting facts about Dave Coulier:
  1. The Alanis Morissette song "You oughta know" is actually about him.
  2. He came to my school, and did a stand up routine.
He was pretty good I guess. Nothing too great, but sufficient. But he's Joey from Full House! Awesomeness. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:02, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

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