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edit Welcome!

Hello, The Woodburninator, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:52, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

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edit Erm, hem, haw

Hi there. I'm flattered that you think I'm as funny as I think I am. At the moment, I am a tiny bit inactive due to major outside issues, but they should be resolved within the next few days. Consider yourself adopted.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:44, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion

This article rocked my socks.   Le Cejak <23:20, 16 Jun 2008>

Mine to. Just some friendly advice for ya though Wood... Don't be too excited about getting the votes and stuff, or at least, try not to show it if you can. There is no need to thank everyone who votes for ya n'all... In the words of The Fonz... "Be Cool". Just take Cajek as an example... Actually, forget that! DO NOT TAKE CAJEK AS AN EXAMPLE... Ya know what I'm saying I'm sure... ;) have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:45, Jun 20

edit Re:Thanks

No problem. You're a terrific writer, please stick around. Talk to TheLedBalloon about being adopted and getting a pretty signature if you haven't asked or been asked yet. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:11, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

edit No, thank YOU

...for donating high quality stuffs to Uncyclopedia! I hope you're enjoying the glow that surrounds you right now, young man. Keep it up!   Le Cejak <0:18, 21 Jun 2008>

edit Siggy sig sig

Bam: new signature here at User:The Woodburninator/sig.

  1. Go to Special:Preferences.
  2. In the signature section, put this in: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:The Woodburninator/sig}}
  3. Check the raw signature box right there.
  4. You're all set, buddy!

  Le Cejak <6:58, 21 Jun 2008>

Me gusta. That's quite good. I just can't figure out how to time stamp it. I'm guessing you do. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk)
You need to do four tildes, still. ~~~~ will add both your sig and the timestamp. Five tildes adds just the timestamp, three tildes is just the sig.   Le Cejak <16:23, 21 Jun 2008>
Awesome. How many times can one guy be a champion? You're trying to set some sort of record here. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:27, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
What can I say? :D   Le Cejak <16:28, 21 Jun 2008>

edit VFD

Hea, I was hoping you would get away with exceeding the VFD limit. ;) In my experience most of our "rules" are really there in-case they are needed. As it was obviously a genuine error, and well... You are cool, Cs took pity on ya. ;) Just one thing to remember though... If you make any more VFD nominations, make sure that you put the {{VFD}} tag onto the article in question. I did it for you this time, but if people forget it can mean that the nomination becomes invalid. Seriously, you should read that deletion policy thing if you have not already... Rules, rules, rules, eh? Anyone would think this was Wikipedia! Na, no chance. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:04, Jun 21

Unfortunately, I had read the deletion policy. Multiple times actually. I just suck. Hahaha. I'll just chalk it up to it being late, and me being tired. It really should also have gone under 'QVFD' anyway. Obvious Vanity, among other things. Like I said, I'll figure this crap out as I go. But I fully expect to make some mistakes on the way. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:29, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Oh, and I didn't feel like making another talk page, so I'll just ask you here. I noticed you are most likely British. I just saw Constitution of England and thought it was an unfunny stub, but then again perhaps it's hilariously British. Could you take a look? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:45, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Hmm, regarding the vanity and QVFD thing... QVFD is really for articles which are very new. Less than a week old. You did the right thing in putting it onto VFD. QVFD was not the place. Regarding that Constitution of England of England article... I'm not sure about that one. I would not say it's total rubbish myself. There are a few ideas in there, and I myself just might vote keep if it were put up on VFD. I tend to vote keep a bit more than most people, so that does not mean it would not get deleted as it's not great. What a lot of users do is make a subpage in their user space where they keep a list of poor articles which they are keeping an eye on. If you intend on using VFD a fair bit, its a good idea to do that. When VFD gets low, you can pop on the ones which you think are most likely to be deleted. Just make sure you check the pages history, the talk page, and also hit the "what links here" button. You might find that the page has be vandalised in the past, and there is a better version in the history which you can revert to, and also it might have been put onto VFD before. In which case it's a good idea to check the previous vote before nominating again... Don't get too stuck on VFD though! You keep writing those funny articles, or ya will end up an old VFD whiner like me! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:13, Jun 22
Thanks. That helps clear things up a bit. Yeah, I usually do check to see when they were created, and if there have been any recent edits before I even think about VFDing them. And don't worry about the articles. I plan on being a writer mostly here, but when I see crap, I got no problem letting everyone know its crap. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:34, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Sure thing. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:37, Jun 22

edit UnNews:Peacock

WB, feel free to edit/review my latest creation, i'm really looking for opinions on this one to see how much rust i have to shake off. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:10, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Haha, I'm actually in the process as we speak. I should have it back to you in a little bit. Hopefully by the end of the hour, if not sooner. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:32, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Done The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:08, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

edit VFH Thing

Yeah, posting here instead of on the vote page so as not to make it all huge and stuff. Anyway, let me know when you're happy with the article and I promise to have another look and appraise it afresh. Happy to change my vote if it improves! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:25, Jun 23

Heh. You and me both. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 21:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

edit woooooOoOoOooOoOo

Hi! You don't know me and I don't know you... actually I've been stalking you but let's let that slide... how you liking Uncyc so far? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:49, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

Who, me? Oh, Uncyc is fine... I guess...   Le Cejak <14:51, 26 Jun 2008>
I have stalkers!?!?!? h00ray! Its been pretty cool. I'm just trying to be funny, and help out around here. I've been enjoying writing, but this weird guy seems to following me everywhere...Answering my messages before I do...what's his name again? Cojek, Kayjook? Eh, whatever... I'm sure he's not important. But now I have another stalker? Hmmmm...I may have to bring out my attack dog soon. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:06, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
Who the hell are you? I'm stalking the Woadbuninatore. Stalking is a good career choice, went professional last week, office party and everything. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:24, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Yes, not a problem. I've been accidentally stalked before. I remember back in '97, I got constant stalkers looking for The Choadburninator. Really have to laugh about it... although, I'm a little upset I'm not as popular as I thought I was. Could you maybe talk to some of the stalkers in your office for me? Tell them I'm a pretty good guy, I'll even change my clothes with the blinds up if they want. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 12:31, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Man fired from substitute teacher job for having 'Girlie Parts'

Hey, thanks for peeing on my article. I read over what you have said and have changed my article accordingly. It would be awesome if you could just quickly check it over for prose, and formatting errors, and tell me if there is anything I could improve on. I don't really want to put it back in the Pee Review section, because I have no idea how long it will take for someone to review it. Thanks in advance ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:13, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and P.S. I found a picture on google of the actual substitute teacher from the youtube video that was put up.

edit Thanks for Voting!!

Now to haunt this with others I can remember voting! Muwahahahahaaaa! Hanyouman 14:50, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

edit You freakin' rock.

Gratz on the NotM and all. Cheers. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:26 Jul 1

Right thanks. And thanks for the nom again. Happy to help around here. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Like the above header but different

Sheepbedsheep3 Hey, The Woodburninator. Steven would just like to thank you
for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia.
He really would but right now he's sleeping.
Shhh don't wake him...

Yeah, seriously thanks. Oh and grats on the NotM, I'd forgotten to check who won that. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 08:41 6 July 2008

edit Woaaaah, far out!

This is a haiku
Thanking you for voting For
On this article

-RAHB 23:07, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Giambi's mustache

really? I thought it wasn't one of my better articles. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:16, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

I just like the subject matter. I've been talking with my friends about the mustache for a week or two now. It didn't matter if the article was crap, I was going to love it anyway. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 02:18, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh, I see, so you probably haven't read the article yet? ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:19, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
I did. I thought it was funny. Whether or not anyone else will, I can't say. Like I said, the subject matter was awesome for me, so I was going to laugh. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 02:21, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh okay. My favorite part of the article was the caption under the picture. in reality, I had a hard time coming up with stuff to put in the article, I just needed to make an article about it. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:22, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

For your Pee Review of Schindler's Listcruft. You made some good suggestions! I'll be incorporating them in before too long. Cheers! --Hyperbole 20:12, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

No problem. Happy to help you, but in all honesty, you didn't need much help there. Good luck with it. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:14, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:37, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

edit QVFD

If you put a redirect on QVFD, put the actual address, rather than the wiki link ( instead of [[UnNews:Jesse Jackson Endorses McCain; Obama's Lead Skyrockets]]). This will minimize the risk of the page itself getting huffed, rather than just the redirect (as the wikified link actually leads to the new location, with a little "redirected from...", instead of the old location). Just to be safe, I deleted the new page, too. I hope you don't mind. I only use my powers for evil. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:49, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Nice. Oh well, it wasn't very good anyway. Thanks for the heads up. Will do. (And good to see our new Sysops aren't using their newfound powers all willy-nilly) The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:52, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Pbbt! Back in my day, we didn't have no "willy-nilly"! We were lucky to just have nilly! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Well here in my day I, at least have a willy, and I will use it as I so well please. Now get over here, and take it like a man. No crying. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:00, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Hey! This isn't college/prison/summer camp! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
What!? Where am I? Oh God... This isn't my college's yearly summer camp at the local prison. Oh no! What have I done!? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:18, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Boobs?

Well, I'm not MrN9000, but I'll be your huckleberry. Enjoy and sign the guestbook. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:01, 16 Jul

Hahaha....Right. Well, I was joking about MrN's boobs, but thanks anyway. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 21:29, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Has anyone seen my boobs recently actually? I was on Orian's talk page the other day, and all was fine... I looked around, and they were gone! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:33, Jul 16
MrN, Have you been to BHOP recently? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 21:35, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
HeHe... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:44, Jul 16
Oh that is soo cool! People are talking about me! /looks a BHOP It wasn't me! *mumbles* Dog ate them... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 23:47 16 July 2008

edit Comments regarding UN:REQ cleanup

First of all, I would like to plead guilty to some of the crappy entries that were in the "Computers" section. I admit that my satirical skills are not that great, so I am not really as qualified to request articles as I might think.

One specific note: When you get to the "Music games" subsection of the video games section, please don't remove the entries where I linked to a draft page in my userspace; I am still working on those, even though my progress may not be obvious. Other userspace drafts mentioned elsewhere in UN:REQ may or may not be actively maintained.

I just have to wonder whether UN:REQ needs a fundamental reorganization rather than just a cleanup. On the talk page, I attempted to start a proposal for reorganization which was meant to work as follows:

  1. Subpages for the actual requests, sorted by topic
  2. Subpages for discussing potential article content, in order to solicit ideas and determine whether a potential request is viable (this is the key element I feel is missing from the current UN:REQ process; such discussion doesn't seem to fit on user talk pages or the Village Dump)
  3. A top-level page which provides instructions

I am going to let you proceed with the cleanup before I reorganize anything. Any ideas of your own about reorganizing UN:REQ are welcomed. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 07:18, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

I would have to agree with you that it probably does need a reorganization, and I've been thinking of a few things to help that. I de believe that the clean up should come first, so that if we do reorganize, it will be easier for everyone. Like I said on the page, if I deleted what you did, and you think it should still be there, please let me know. I'll do my best to re-add it. When it comes to pages that are linked and done, I'm mainly following the guidelines at the top. If its good, I'm getting rid of it, as it has served its purpose. If its a stub, or bad, I'm tagging it with a rewrite, and if it's obviously not completed, and in a userspace, I'm keeping it there. If you do want to talk about this anymore though, just leave comments on the discussion page, or ideas you have. I'll be happy to get any help I can in cleaning that place up. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:09, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Hea, You know I totally think this is a good idea of yours, but maybe you need to be a little bit careful. I noticed that you removed Alec Baldwin. I would say that well known people like him should be in the list. I would limit it to removing the really random stuff first, rather than chopping out stuff which someone could actually want to write. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:57, Jul 17
I have done no such thing sir. Alec Baldwin shall never be deleted! I am, however, alphabetising everything, so I could see where you would think that if you just looked at the history. He is actually now at the top of the list. The alphabetising should make things easier to find for the future. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:01, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Dam you are just toooooo good. I thought I would take a look at what you were doing, and obviously did not look things over enough. This job has been needing to be done for a while now, and it's great that someone who really knows what they are doing is doing it. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:16, Jul 17
Well thank you, MrN! Although I don't know why you're thanking me: I haven't done anything useful since January.   Le Cejak <20:17, 17 Jul 2008>
Cajek: sux my balls. Wood: do not suck Cajek's balls. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:20, Jul 17
I'll go for the titties. And you think I know what I'm doing!? Cajek, I've got 'im fooled!!! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:22, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Oh well!

Three days... Still, it was a better edit than many of the previous ones. Atleast now we can remove the total crap saying that it does not fit with the rest... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:27, Jul 17

Yeah. I feel better about that article. I am not a huge futbol fan, so I don't know too much about the guy. At least now when I undo edits I don't feel like I'm removing a grain of sand from the damn desert. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:09, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:49, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

edit UN:Poop

I pooped em for ya... Thou has been around long enough to be making your noms on the actual VFD page now I think. I don't mind pooping anything else for you (obviously) I'm just mentioning that I more than trust your judgement to make any nominations which you think are appropriate... Just check the articles history for vandalism, and previous VFD noms, check the "what links here" to get an idea of who popular a page is, and probably the talk page if there is one. As I was trying to convince squire Cajek, personally, I'm not that bothered about categories myself, it's probably better to put our VFD voting efforts into getting rid of bad articles... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:46, Jul 25

Perhaps. I dunno, I think some of them should go, but I agree that we should focus more on articles. I've been using the Lounge for stuff that I'm not that sure of, and because I'm not gunna be VFDing all the time (just when I find something fairly attrocious). But I'll try to go through the VFD as much as possible from now on. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:02, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Cool... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:36, Jul 25

edit Tony and Ludo thank you!

Sudoku roll Splendid, what!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:15, Jul 28

edit Orian57 thanks you

Peeing dog Thank you, The Woodburninator, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head.
Good girl/boy
Thanks for voting!

SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:56 1 August 2008

edit UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 08:00, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

edit You

You need to fucking stop deleting what I put. Your being a major league asshole. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mattang (talk • contribs)

lol --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 15:27, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
lol indeed. Responded on Mr. Mattang. Woody, ignore this please. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:30, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
I wrote something on his talk page. No worries, I don't lose my head. I'm using civility to solve disputes. I don't hold grudges. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:34, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

edit I gave your userpage 1 star

...because I'm kind of a jackass.   Le Cejak <20:03, 07 Aug 2008>

and now, because of that, you'll forever be a 3.5 star user, and will never achieve greatness. How's it feel? Huh? How's it feel?   Le Cejak <20:05, 07 Aug 2008>
Oh Noes! My Ratings! Goes to 1-star all of Cajek's articles The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:09, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
You can't do that! They're worth at least 2 stars, jackass! I'm Cejak, and I'm a big whooptidoo on this humorwiki thing!   Le Cejak <20:14, 07 Aug 2008>
Ya Gabage! Do ya hee-a me?! Ya Ain't NUTHIN! Do ya hee-a me?! YA GABAGE!!! YA GABAGE! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:18, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
terrible collab idea here. Also, I just want to say that ya ain't nuthin, 'kay? Yer human filth, 'kay? Human filth scraped from humanity's ass crack, 'kay?   Le Cejak <20:35, 07 Aug 2008>
Hmmmm, ya crap mind may have a good idea there. I wouldn't mind working on it. In fact...perhaps....userspace it. I won't be able to do much this weekend, and We'll see about today, so it should probably go Userspace since its a News article. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:53, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Okay.

Im sorry for using profanity. But why are you deleting my editing? I don't have anything against Senator Obama. Its not in my opinion of what I put, it was just a joke. It may not have been funny to you, I see alot of stuff on Uncyclopedia that I just think is the most ridiculous thing ever, but it doesn't mean I should delete it. In the main page of the website it says 'anyone can edit'. And some other person is saying 'don't edit anything else.' So really just because you don't think my editing is funny, you have to go block me from the website. I don't know how my editing on Senator Obama could offend anybody, but it obviously did. Im sorry if you are a Liberal and I offended you, I have nothing against you. I just find it unfair that you blocked me for making an edit.

I apologize for the misunderstanding and the profanity. Its normally not me to get mad, expecially over an absurd reason. And thank you for your advice, and I appreciate it.

edit UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:44, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Lurking in the shadows

I have fixed the Last Bachelor Party image and ask that you take another look see. Hugs, PP Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:20, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

edit I thankest thee