User:The Woodburninator

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My Essay on Funny. Read it. It is important to me. And I know how much you hate disappointing me.

Or this tl;dr version

Or this counterargument.

Or this....RED LINK!!!

Commander of the Order

This user has been blocked 5 times.

This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Woodburninator

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for  1 year and 8 months.

This user tried to do one hundred fucking pushups on July 6, 2009. They did 23 wimpy pushups, then gave up and ate some Cheetos.

[edit] Nursery Rhymes & Quick Jokes

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gown Tapping at the window, crying at the lock Are the children in their bed, for it's almost ten o'clock? He was put down a day later.

Another?

[edit] To Do List

1. User:Gwax/Timeline rebuild.
2. Vote Keep. on all the good articles people around here are trying to delete.
3. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

[edit] My Articles

• Thou - Featured Article 07/02/2008 Top 3 article of July 2008
• UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion - Featured Article 07/14/2008
• Awkward Conversation - Featured Article 07/23/2008
• UnNews:Jesse Jackson endorses McCain; Obama's lead skyrockets - Solid, not great.
• A friendly message from the supporters of John McCain - VFH'd. And lost... twice (and once was at +6).
• Addition (rewrite) - Rewrite of earlier deleted article. - VFH'd....And Lost.... Twice (12 "for" votes)
• UnBooks:Uncyclopedia84 - Written for the Unlympics. I kinda like it. Namedropping Galore.
• UnNews:My country is better than your whole fucking continent! - Boo Europe!
• UnNews:Bad economy forces terrorists to change tactics - Better in concept than in execution.
• I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it. - Awesome.
• Mint Jelly - Made to go along with the previous article.
• UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick - This is the article that I am most proud of. Featured UnBook. Featured Article 07/26/2009
• Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye - VFH'd... And lost. (13 "for" votes, +5)
• UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth - Featured Article 07/03/2009
• UnNews:KISS ruins high school graduation - With Todd
• UnNews:My thirteen colonies are better than your entire grand empire - Boo British Empire!
• James Carville (rewrite) - Might as well put this up here until it gets deleted.
• Martin Luther King Jr. (rewrite) - This is parody. Please don't hate me.
• UnNews:Living creatures found to be bad for other living creatures - People are idiots.

[edit] Concepts, Templates, Random BS

• Pages
• Awards
• UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day
• 2000
• 2006
• User:The Woodburninator/List of Uncyclopedians I like
• User:The Woodburninator/List of Uncyclopedians I can't stand

[edit] A High Five to These Articles

• Talk:Sania Mirza - Always and forever.
• UnNews:Hey America! Fuck you, too!
• Sania Mirza: A Riposte
• Done Right.- Show the continent of America who is boss, my vandalizing friend.
• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/L33T Nonsense (v2) - Cajek FTW.
• School Don't vote for my dog! Call me crazy, but I like this version better.
• favorite talk page post ever. Left on Ape's talk page. Thank you Sunbeam!

[edit] Images I Worked On

• Monkey Olympics!!! - purposely bad.
• John McCain loves bunnies.
• Barack Obama does not!
• Sexy MSPainting it up.
• Maid in China
• Puber-Tea
• If you don't get it...
• Hagia Sophia!
• 5th Year Uncycloversary Logo.

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