User:The UnIdiot/archive3

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I archived my talk page here, and then here. Leave all messages, templates, complaints, death threats, and thank yous below.


Your talk page's virginity is MINE

Ha-ha, popped your cherry. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:34, Apr 28

God damn you! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 19:03, Apr 28

Ta

Pointless tank Tha - wait for it! - nkyou!

UU wanted to express his thanks for your vote for that military thing he re-wrote.
Unfortunately, he asked several members of this year's winning regiment to deliver those thanks, and as you can see, they're having trouble getting to you. So you'll have to make do with this brown template instead. Cheers!

Thankies! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:07, Apr 28

Mental Switchboard

Holy motherfuck that's a big gif on your front page. Who designed that? ~ Tophatsig 28/04/2008 @ 22:20
User:Masterof9puppets. Wasn't my idea. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 22:52, Apr 28
Speaking of that thing... BP tomorrow? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:08, Apr 28
Nope, I have a doctor's appointment. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 23:14, Apr 28
What time? Can you get out of it? Otherwise I might not be able to until around Saturday. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:17, Apr 28
I'm willing to try and make you something better. I've got some political doctrine to write currently, so I won't be able to do anything until later this week. ~ Tophatsig 29/04/2008 @ 00:16
Don't bother, we just made that website. I don't like it much, but everyone else in the band does. Thanks for the offer anyway! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:24, Apr 29
Actually, I don't really like it that much... Of course, I'm darkly cynical. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:26, Apr 29
I at least want to convert the background image, and stick it in the actual CSS background. That way it will load faster and you can't drag or click on the image by accident. ~ Tophatsig 29/04/2008 @ 00:29
Sure, although I haven't had any problems with the image. Making our website nicer would be good though, I don't much care for this new design. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:17, May 8

Scat

You asked for the songs for an audio. My suggestion would be to read the scat in a deadpan voice rather than trying to use clips from the songs. Here's a rough guide to the songs: Intro paragraph 1. "Scat Like That" (http://www.cathymarcy.com/CDXtrasPage/ScatLyrics.pdf)

First picture caption 1. "Jeepers Creepers" (Louis Armstrong) [1] 2. "Hellzapoppin" (Louis Armstrong) [2] 3. Unknown Louis Armstrong, borrowed from [3]

Mairzy Doats Title is from the song "Mairzy Doats" [4], as is "A kiddley divey too" 1. "Bah bah doo bah". I forget. 2. Boop boop be doop boop is Betty Boop's catchphrase. 3. "Chibaba" is from Perry Como's "Chibaba Chibaba" [5] 4. Zippety doo dah is from Disney 5. "Shoorah Shoorah" is the name of a song by Betty White [6] 6. The whole "Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi" sequence is from Cab Calloway's "Minnie the Moocher".

Wikipedia link box 1. "Blue Moon" by the Marcels [7] 2. "On the Beach at Waikiki" by Hank Snow 3. "Jump Jump" by Kris Kross

Shoobee doo wop wop 1. The phrase "Shoobee doo wop wop" is just generic doo-wop words from fifties songs 2. "Salagadoola mechicka boola Bibbity Boppity Boo" is from Disney's "Cinderella" 3. Shoobee doobee doodah day. I forget. Probably a combination of Camptown Races and generic doo-wop. 4. "Tutti Frutti" by Little Richard 5. Aye-yi-yi-yi is from "Louie Louie" by the Kingsmen 6. "Needle in a Haystack" by the Velvelettes [8] 7. "Be-bop-a-lula" by Gene Vincent [9] 8. "Come Go With Me" by the Beach Boys (this is really a 60s song, not a 50s song, but what are you going to do.) [10] 9. "Blue Moon" by the Marcels again. 10. "He's So Fine" by the Chiffons 11. "Mony Mony" by Tommy James and the Shondelles 12. "Da Doo Ron Ron" by the Crystals 13. Wee, oh we oh and the We um um away footnote are from "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" 14. "Surfing Bird" by the Trashmen

Krishna picture caption "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels

Oh we chirpy chirpy cheep cheep 1. "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep" by Middle of the Road [11] 2. "Dum Dum Ditty" by the Shangri-La's [12] 3. "Doo Wa Ditty (Blow That Thing)" by Zapp and Roger [13] 4. The "Chicka chong" part is the Hong Kong Phooey theme song by Scatman Crothers. [14] 5. The Sti diddly doo bee is Bob Marley's "Crazy Baldhead" (same link as #4 above) 6. The Qu'est-ce que c'est quote is from Talking Heads "Psycho Killer" 7. Mah Nà Mah Nà, doo doo de doo-doo is from the Muppets. Follow the link in the article. 8. the Lie lah lie part is "The Boxer" by Simon & Garfunkel 9. "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" [15]

Beatles photo caption 1. "I Am the Walrus" by the Beatles 2. "Ob-la-di Ob-la-da" by the Beatles

Karamu fiesta That phrase, and the "Tam bo li" part, are from Lionel Richie's "All Night Long" 1. "Meenee..." I forget, it might be "Flea Fly" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers 2. "Deduuduuduu" is really "Dee doo doo doo, De daa daa daa" by the Police. I just spelled it differently. 3. "Wanna Be Starting Something" by Michael Jackson 4. "Oh Yeah" by Yello [16] (an incredibly overplayed song in 80s movies)

Bum stiggety bum 1. "They Want EFX" by Das Efx [17] 2. My my my my is from "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer 3. "Oobey Doop" by Prince 4. "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by Crash Test Dummies 5. "Mm-bop" by Hanson 6. That "A licky boom boom down" footnote is "Informer" by Snow 7. "Shoop" by Salt'n'Pepa 8. "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'n Roses 9. That whole quote is from "Double Dutch Bus" by Frank Smith 10. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana 11. "Jump Jump" by Kris Kross 12. "Nonsense" by Cursive [18]

Doll dagga buzz buzz ziggety zag 1. That phrase, and the photo caption, are by the song by that name by Marilyn Manson 2. "Bawitaba" by Kid Rock 3. The formula is "H to the Izz-O" by Jay-Z 4. "Na-nana-na" by Nelly 5. "What's My Name (part 2)" by Snoop Doggy Dogg

Ugh, I was so wrong with "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" [19]. *sigh* Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 04:14, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, forget this, I'm not gunna use clips. I'll still do an audio though! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 04:15, May 3
The article is a little longer now. Spikebrennan 14:34, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

icu tag

dont know why you added icu to "UnNews:Man is sentenced for being assaulted and trying to get away" Can you tell me? TonyClarke

The concept doesn't make much sense, and it is way too short, and lacking pictures. I think it would be possible to make it into a decent UnNews however! Why don't you take a look at How to be funny and not just stupid for help. You have some time to work on it, however. If you work on it and make it better, I'll get the ICU removed! Good luck! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 17:16, May 3

Really really really really really really late thanks

I felt like making one after all those months --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:30, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

Thanks for voting for that article about the sun, or something. Yeah, so I was too lazy to make a template. That doesn't make this message any less generic though. -RAHB 08:19, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-08-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:23, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:39, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Generic Rock Song

Hey, dude, can you send that Generic Rock Song to me so I can add a generic solo? You know, the master track or something..

Sure, thing. File:Genericrockthinguntainted.mp3 is the untainted, completely raw version. When you record the track, feel free to upload the results over that file, and I'll download it and master it. Have fun! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 19:17, May 12

Long-delayed thankings

Guyonfire Err...
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:57, May 12

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-15-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:09, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the Vote

Thanks for voteing for my article, big thankies;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:33, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:20, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:02, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

IDEA.

You remember that idea inspired by a certain Motorhead song? Here's my UnNews idea: UnNews:Scientists given money for cancer research devote it to production of an orgasmatron. I say we make it happen. Come on aim or respond or something, this could be funny. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:43, Jun 4

ORGASMATRON, ORGASMATRON! Let's make it happen! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 19:46, Jun 4

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-36-08 THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:20, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

New Joy-zee

Left you a new review on the talk page. VOOM! -RAHB 05:56, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:53, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Dude.

Pay close attention to August third. WE HAVE TO GO. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 05:44, Jun 14

Agreed! On another note, North Hampton is also where my uncle lives! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 14:58, Jun 14

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 00:59, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

history book thing

Don't order me one; I just got one in the mail... Hope you get this... :/ - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:46, Jun 23

Cool, I won't. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 19:51, Jun 23

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:47, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Stuff

Told me to leave this here. Hey man, I'm just following orders. -RAHB 11:59, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Ah, RAHB, you and your orders... (/me sighs) - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 18:44, Jul 4

ADOPT ME!

PLEEEEEEEEEEASE? Answer on my talk page. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 15:47, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

Woaaaah, far out!

This is a haiku
Thanking you for voting For
On this article

-RAHB 23:07, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks and all!

Yeh...hi The UnIdiot. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm, yeh...it's on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, The UnIdiot! - [08:44 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:36, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:29, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

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Well, I should have seen that coming. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 16:30, Jul 15

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