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NARITA, Japan - A customs official working at the Narita airport in Japan accidentally lost a package of marijuana today during a routine bi-weekly security test. The official was tasked to hide a 142 gram packet of the substance in a innocent passenger's suitcase before the passenger went through the security checkpoint. "I assumed the dogs would pick up the scent and find the suitcase," says customs official Ujinga Tachiachi, "We used to take notes on which bag we stashed the drugs in in case the dogs messed up, but after a while we just stopped caring."

The police are hard at work looking for any clues they can find that will help locate the suitcase.

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