User:The Thinker/CMJ

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THINKER's Convention on Masturbation Jokes

Hear ye, hear ye!

Children please, grow the fuck up, or at least make them funnier. VFH after VFH nom I constantly see hyuck hyuck hyuck or something long and hard. Whats worse, it's generally in the introduction. Stop bringing the humor of the elementary school you attend home with you god damn it.

Effective immediately and until the problem is curbed, I will likely be voting Against on nommed articles with this problem. Its overplayed, subpar humor and will be treated as such by your atomic barometer of comedy,

THINKER