User:The Spith

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This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell. (British Uncyclopedians)

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♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

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“The Spith was always such a pretentious prick, just like anyone else who puts a 'the' in front of their name”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Spith