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I like all of the jokes except the religious (fixed your spelling there) and sexual ones and cussing, all of which shall be edit out by me whether you like it or not. I will, however, tolerate one-liners, funny quotes, blatant lies, cheese, Oscar Wilde, Sockfobbits, Russian Reversals, Oscar Wilde, entire articles, AAAAAAAAA!, you n00bs, Oscar Wilde, flamewars, flame throwers, fire flowers, flames in general, Oscar Wilde, the fact that Charles Darwin is Fidel Castro, and Oscar Wilde's mom.
And Oscar Wilde.
And I will also tolerate Oscar Wilde.