User:The Number-One ALF Fan/Awards
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This is a list of all awards and honours bestowed upon Big Brother. The list begins with the oldest awards and progresses from there, meaning that the newest awards are at the bottom. Now, why is this list ordered in this way as opposed to having the newest at the top as with the articles, you ask? The simple answer is this: I felt like it, and you would be wise not to question Big Brother in the future. Now, revel in the glory of the various multi-coloured award templates that follow.
edit General awards
Nominated for Noob of the Month, February 2007.
| Rejoice, The Number-One ALF Fan! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award | 
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| For donating high quality material to the Pee Review. |
- From Necropaxx for reviewing Holy Cheese
| Featured Article: Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Won the Poo Lit Surprise in the category of Best Article with my article Atomic Mass, July 22, 2007.
Not an award, persay, but on August 2, 2007, a bot added a link from MacBook to an equivalent article on the Korean Uncyclopedia: 맥북. Upon examination of this article with Google Translator (which did a terrible job for the most part), I noticed two things: my Image:MacBook Sketch.jpg was used unaltered, even retaining its English filename, and my quoted month of May 1031 as the release date of the first MacBook was also used. Finally, the phrase that Google and Babelfish translate as "pulse hemp cloth" seems to actually be the Korean transliteration of the name "Macbeth", as the phrase appears in quotation marks on the Korean Wikipedia article on William Shakespeare. Well, it seems I have a Korean fan; after all, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Now I'll just have to wait until the new school year and show it to some of my Korean classmates so they can translate properly.
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| Featured Article: Atomic Mass This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
edit Awards for voting for featured articles
| NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns! | 
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| For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi. | ||
| "Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)." |
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For showing the good taste/pity to vote for Old McDonald on VFH, 15Mickey20 would like to reward you with a chicken! He hopes you find many uses for this gift. |
 | Peace, love and Far OUT! Prettiestpretty appreciates your vote for the |
| User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
- (Actually two cookies) For voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother on VFH
| Here's Bipolar Bears Rule!! | 
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| Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to—
Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting. | 
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BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light | 
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| Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him
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| Your A Big Psychic Now! | |
| Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!
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| THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. |
| Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!! |
| PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH. |
