User:The Nightrider

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1972 Holden Monaro - Nightrider

My super-cool automobile! I wasted a young premmie & stole this! Now I ain't never comin back!!

“The Toecutter, he knows who this guy is! HE IS THE NIGHTRIDER!”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Nightrider
“The Nightrider. That is his name. The Nightrider. Remember him when you look at the night sky.”
~ The Toecutter on The Nightrider
“Remember him when you look up...Remmember him when...NIGHTRIDER!!!!!”
~ Johnny the Boy on The Nightrider

WARNING: This user is not to be confused with Nightrider, and has been protected indefinitely from being blocked due to username similarity.

Born with a steering wheel in my hand and lead in my foot, I am the Nightrider! I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am the rocker, I am the roller, I AM THE OUT-OF-CONTROLLER! I'm cruising at the speed of fright!

I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rolling die! Step right up, chums, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road right to FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!

Not even that pithy bronze Mad Max can catch me, BECAUSE I AM THE NIGHTRIDER!!!!!!!!! OUTLAW FOR LIFE, MOTHERFUCKERS! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

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