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“The Toecutter, he knows who this guy is! HE IS THE NIGHTRIDER!”
“The Nightrider. That is his name. The Nightrider. Remember him when you look at the night sky.”
“Remember him when you look up...Remmember him when...NIGHTRIDER!!!!!”
WARNING: This user is not to be confused with Nightrider, and has been protected indefinitely from being blocked due to username similarity.
Born with a steering wheel in my hand and lead in my foot, I am the Nightrider! I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am the rocker, I am the roller, I AM THE OUT-OF-CONTROLLER! I'm cruising at the speed of fright!
I am the chosen one, the mighty hand of vengeance sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rolling die! Step right up, chums, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road right to FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!
Not even that pithy bronze Mad Max can catch me, BECAUSE I AM THE NIGHTRIDER!!!!!!!!! OUTLAW FOR LIFE, MOTHERFUCKERS! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!