User:The Lilac Pilgrim
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The Lilac Pilgrim is an enigmatic user, often found lurking in the depths of forums most would never dare to read, rising only to attack. A friend of both Cap'n Jimmy and Mad Mick, she has joined forces with Uncyclopedia to ensure that as few pages as possible die due to ninja attacks, monkeys or pirates.
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and knows how to queue.