User:The Lerf

"And so The Glarm rose up above The Lerf, and commanded it: 'I shall spare your existence, and you shall teach of my power.' The Lerf returned to the earth, and enlightened the heathens that would be saved. The infidels cowered in the wake of The Glarm's magnificence, and they were smited rightfully, cleansing their sins and freeing them of their mortal existence."

The Lerf has spoken. And it's done it to you.

ETP	Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user has eye beams.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

?	Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user will give you a seizure.

This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

1,000,000,000,000,000

This user is 1,000,000,000,000,000 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

sub	subliminal!