"And so The Glarm rose up above The Lerf, and commanded it: 'I shall spare your existence, and you shall teach of my power.' The Lerf returned to the earth, and enlightened the heathens that would be saved. The infidels cowered in the wake of The Glarm's magnificence, and they were smited rightfully, cleansing their sins and freeing them of their mortal existence."
The Lerf has spoken. And it's done it to you.
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.