User:The Hunt

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The ultimate in Victorian pleasure.

Ah, welcome sir. How was the coach ride? Good? Well, shall I take your coat, it's beautiful. Really? Kashmere silk? Made in Belgium? God, it must have cost you heaps. Really? Only $7.50 from the bargain bin outside Wal-Mart! Now what kind of host would I be if I didn't offer you a drink. What would you like. A nice Chateau Blanc? A Pinot Noir? Pepsi Max? Alright then.

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The poll was created at 08:34 on July 11, 2007, and so far 10 people voted.
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